For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?

[NAKID]

Yippie, you get to tear her a new one....again...

[slowpoke13]

I really like the idea of buying it and then not using it. I think that would be the ultimate "screw."

But, hell, I think she's hot. I'd hit it. Twice on Sunday.

[Oldfisti]

Idk-depends on how you, as a rich bastard, would choose to waste your money.


Say you bought the rights to her virginity.


You could in theory, deprive her of a lifetime of sex if you buy it and never use it.

BRAVO!!                 Well played, sir.

this just in....

the winning bidder

That



is



gross

[Popeye the Sailor]

I really like the idea of buying it and then not using it. I think that would be the ultimate "screw."

But, hell, I think she's hot. I'd hit it. Twice on Sunday.

Well, yeah.



I would hit it so hard the person to pull me out would become King of England.

[Grampa]

I lost my virginity once.

I found in a box the garage, tucked away in an old She-Hulk comic book.

I wonder what it would fetch at auction?

[KnightofNi]

i don't find her attractive.

as superficial as it is, if i'm paying 3.7 million dollars for a piece of ass she had better be gorgeous. this chick looks like she's trying to hide a belly pooch.

now the idea of not collecting has it's merits. just make sure that the contract is written up properly to indicate that yo can collect her virginity when you want to, and there is no expiration date to it. if she gives it to another person that is a breach of contract and your money should be returned.

[Popeye the Sailor]

if she gives it to another person that is a breach of contract and your money should be returned.

Plus interest.

[DaniD]

Any guy who has that much money and still wants/needs to pay for vag HAS to be a monster and utterly disgusting or insane.

I may not have the cherry, but I still have the box it came in!! 

[Drunken Monkey]

Regaining one's virginity is all the rage amongst Muslim women in France. A quick 30-minute operation termed 'hymenoplasty' allows non-virgins to have their hymen re-sewn, meaning these women are technical virgins once again.

Hmmm. Would that be considered a "tissue of lies" ? 

[ZLTFUL]

How come every time DaniD posts up, I pray to god that she was sigle and lived closer?? I lust you DaniD!

/leg hump

[rgramjet]

Regaining one's virginity is all the rage amongst Muslim women in France. A quick 30-minute operation termed 'hymenoplasty' allows non-virgins to have their hymen re-sewn, meaning these women are technical virgins once again.

Sitting in a cafe near the Champs Elysees, the 26-year-old French-born woman of Algerian descent looks like any other Parisian. But two months ago, she did something none of her friends have done. She had her hymen re-sewn, technically making her a virgin again. This 30-minute outpatient procedure, called "hymenoplasty" and costing between 1,500 and 3,000 euros ($2,000-$4,000), is increasingly popular among young women of North African descent in France. (digg)

Source: today.reuters   Via: digg   

Kinda like recreating one's foreskin except more expensive.  Whats a little duct tape, fishing line and a 5 lb dumbell.  Who hasnt thought of doing that??

[Duck-Stew]

Yippie, you get to tear her a new one....again...

Technically...  You're tearing her the same old one....again...   

Hot?  IMO, yes. 

$2M Hot? Um....no.

And a +1 to the DaniD comment above.

In Vegas, you could have a room FULL of hot call-girls who *know* how to use it for a shit-load less than $2M.    I'm just sayin'....

[Popeye the Sailor]

How come every time DaniD posts up, I pray to god that she was sigle and lived closer?? I lust you DaniD!

/leg hump

Cue a DaniD leg hump thread in three..two...one....



Then a mass migration to the "Ban Yourself" thread.

[VisceralReaction]

How come every time DaniD posts up, I pray to god that she was sigle and lived closer?? I lust you DaniD!

/leg hump

God I was just thinkin the same thing.....redheads....sigh 

[jdubbs32584]

God I was just thinkin the same thing.....redheads....sigh 

Funny, Mother's reaction to finding out that I was a redhead was the same....

hmmm...