Motorcycle Cancer

[silentbob]

http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/



I guess my tinfoil hat isn't enough.  I need tinfoil underwear.

[ROBsS4R]

The dude just wants to sell his handy dandy new seat for billions of dollars 

I am personally selling special helmets right now that prevent brain cancer if your interested 

[silentbob]

The dude just wants to sell his handy dandy new seat for billions of dollars 

I am personally selling special helmets right now that prevent brain cancer if your interested 

No thanks.  I'll stick with my tinfoil undies.

On a side note.  My company has shuttle vehicles to take us between buildings and some of them are Prius's.  I got in one the other day and my fillings hurt.  It felt like I had a 9V battery on my tongue the whole time I was in the car.  I noticed the check engine light was on.  Definitely some serious EMF coming out of that thing.  I am not sure if the driver is still alive.  But he has to be better off than the truck driver that SAIC hired to drive through an X-ray machine for 8 hours a day.  They built this giant X-ray machine that could scan a tractor trailer and they were going to install it at the border.  For 6 months they were working the bugs out of this thing and the whole time they had this poor sap driving a semi through it.  I kept expecting him to fly away like Repo Man.

[Rev. Millertime]

Great....

yet another reason for people to dislike motorcycles.

You know people will see the cover of the book.. not look into the fact it's a sales tool for his seat.

Net thing people are talking about how motorcycles cause cancer like its a proven fact.

[zarn02]

Net thing people are talking about how motorcycles cause cancer like its a proven fact.

are people really that stu...

goddamnit.

[55Spy]

I'd rather die from motorcycle cancer than not ride

[johnster]

I'd rather die from motorcycle cancer than not ride

+11ty gazillion!!!    [moto]

[aaronb]

"...Sweden has concluded that EMF's do lead to higher rates of cancer ... I, frankly was somewhat impressed by the arguments made by the Swedes." - President Bill Clinton

I'm sold! 

[NeufUnSix]

Yawn. If motorcycles cause cancer, so do cars, powerlines, cell phones, microwaves, pacemakers, CAT scans, MRIs, lightbulbs, televisions, radios, radar guns, game consoles, speakers... Most of which have been proven to NOT be sources of cancer-causing radiation.

I hate this kind of dumb fear mongering with an almighty passion.

[paradisecity]

Doesnt this mean that more motorcycle riders would have had cancer than non-motorcycle riders in previous years?

Wouldnt there be some sort of statistic to back this up/refute this?

[ryandalling]

I hear breathing can eventually lead to death. I have some special air to sell if any of you are interested!!

[sugarcrook]

I'm going to sue Ducati.  The 848 seat has a jihad against my junk. 

[ryandalling]

I'm going to sue Ducati.  The 848 seat has a jihad against my junk. 

Wear a cup... when I ride two up with my wife... it is the only safe way to do it.   [moto]

[Alex]

What's the theory here? Is he saying that pressure on your crotch is bad for you?

That would mean bicycles are twice as cancer-causing as motorcycles.

[Grampa]

fyi... the cancer can be removed.

it requires a specially trained individual