Funniest Coworker Prank You've Done....

[krolik]

While on the way to Reno, on vacation with a buddy of mine, we both work at UPS, we called our manager and told him we were snowed in at Reno and couldn't make it in to work that day.  We later learned that the manager ran around for 20 minutes looking for someone to fill in for us before someone else clued him in that we were both on vacation.

[Duck-Stew]

While on the way to Reno, on vacation with a buddy of mine, we both work at UPS, we called our manager and told him we were snowed in at Reno and couldn't make it in to work that day.  We later learned that the manager ran around for 20 minutes looking for someone to fill in for us before someone else clued him in that we were both on vacation.

NICE!

I worked at a Yamaha/Ducati dealer as a salesman for a short spell in NM.  We had this green-as-hell 18 y/o working there and he would buy any story that you would give him.  Sooooo.....the Mgr made up one about having to go to another dealership to pick up a bike and ride it back to our store.  Then, the mgr went on about how they were cutting costs and had to take a moped.  The 18 y/o agreed to ride 'cupcake' on a pink moped...the whole thing was a farce but the mgr rode around the parking lot just quick enough so the kid couldn't jump off ...... and so we could take a picture of him! 

[Triple J]

Forgot about my baggage handler stories. 

Bags are kept in "bins" underneath the plane for those unaware of the terminology.

Whenever we got a noob we'd tell them the plane coming in had a shit load of backs to be loaded, and the bins weren't large enough, so we needed a "bin stretcher". Ours of course was out on loan, so we'd send them around to another airline to ask to borrow one...theirs would be on loan as well, so they'd send them to another airline...and so on. Typically took them about 30-45 minutes before they made it back. The smart ones figured it out after the 1st stop. 

They tried it on me, but being an airplane junkie I knew they were full of shit. 

[Buckethead]

I'm in the military, and you have to use your ID card to log into computers. You also need your ID to get onto base and get to work.

If you leave the shop (say, for a smoke break) with your ID still in the computer, it WILL get make the beast with two backsed with.

Aside from the "man-papering" and home-page changes (NAMBLA?) on your log-in, your ID itself becomes fair game.

I've seen them taped to the ceiling. I've seen them wrapped in tape and dunked into the collection bin of the paper shredder. I've seen them drawn on with markers, permanent and non. I've even seen them encased in 17 sheets of adhesive laminate.

My personal best was to peel the label off a soda bottle and cut a small slit, slide the ID inside, tape up the slit, replace the label, fill the bottle with water, and put it in the freezer. If they get to it quickly, its not too hard to get out. If it freezes solid, it can take a while.

The best I've ever seen, tho, was one guy who took a soda can and did something similar. He cut a slit in the bottom, put the card in, and then took the can down to the solder shop and had them seal it up. He didn't even have to put water in it. He just held onto the can for the rest of the day, occasionally "taking a drink." At the end of the day, when everyone was getting ready to go home and the guy who's ID was in the can had been looking for it for about 2 1/2 hours, he simply threw the empty can at the him. The look of shock, anger, and "why didn't I think of that" was priceless.

[KnightofNi]

he wrapped my car. i couldn't let that go unpunished





you can see the date on the pics is 2004. he just got rid of the exploder in early summer of 08. he was still finding peanuts.
it's the gift that keeps on giving.

[Buckethead]

he wrapped my car. i couldn't let that go unpunished

Well played, sir. Well played.

[Speedbag]

Well played, sir. Well played.

A true classic. 

Did that to a buddy's shower enclosure once, but never got around to filling a car - everyone was smart enough to lock up.

[Got Duc]

Paging mother to the thread.





















Mother

































Paging Mother



(firefighters have too much time on their hands and probably hands down have had the best pranks I have ever heard)

[squidwood]

many moons ago I scared the shit of of a friend of mine at work, old Bob.Bob passed away early last year and Humanity lost a good man .
Anyway,Bob would always sit in his 1960's suburban after lunch and take a short nap.One day I decided to pull my semi in front of his car and park about 10 feet from his front bumber.
I then got everyone from the warehouse/office to come and witness bob shithimself.
As he dozed peacefully like a baby I let off both airhorns.He awoke and all he could see was the front of a semi about ten feet in front of him. His eyes were as wide as the windshield and seeing him grab the steering wheel and trying to turn it with no power was hysterical.

He realised he had not fallen asleep while driving and he called me all the cu*ts under the sun for a week.He was madder than a wet hen.
Laugh?
We make the beast with two backsing shit ourselves laughing it was absolutely hilarious.
In retrospect I was lucky Bob did not die from heart failure right there.
I have fond memories of a good ,hard working man who is missed.

[KnightofNi]

A true classic. 

Did that to a buddy's shower enclosure once, but never got around to filling a car - everyone was smart enough to lock up.

he locked his up too. but he had the keypad on the door and we figured out the code. we lso knew where the spare key was so we could open the sunroof

[Oldfisti]

many moons ago I scared the shit of of a friend of mine at work, old Bob.Bob passed away early last year and Humanity lost a good man .
Anyway,Bob would always sit in his 1960's suburban after lunch and take a short nap.One day I decided to pull my semi in front of his car and park about 10 feet from his front bumber.
I then got everyone from the warehouse/office to come and witness bob shithimself.
As he dozed peacefully like a baby I let off both airhorns.He awoke and all he could see was the front of a semi about ten feet in front of him. His eyes were as wide as the windshield and seeing him grab the steering wheel and trying to turn it with no power was hysterical.

He realised he had not fallen asleep while driving and he called me all the cu*ts under the sun for a week.He was madder than a wet hen.
Laugh?
We make the beast with two backsing shit ourselves laughing it was absolutely hilarious.
In retrospect I was lucky Bob did not die from heart failure right there.
I have fond memories of a good ,hard working man who is missed.

It's in english...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9I6uomTqHw&feature=related

[COWBOY]

Aside from your normal pranks like relocating cubes into managers offices, etc.  By far the one that turned out the best/ funniest was this.

The office only had 1 guy that really annoyed everyone - Tucker.   One morning Tucker went to the mens room and left his phone sitting on his desk.   We took the phone and put it in the ceiling over the cube next to his.   We spent the rest of the day calling it.   He would go mad, tearing shit up and digging for it every time it rang.  If I ever had a doubt about Pavlov and his dogs they were erased that day.

[MTBryan]

Had a boss that made a bunch of work over the weekend while he went home (aka Office Space). We took the opportunity to break into one of his bottom large drawers, remove everything, line it with plastic, fill it with water and went and bought a bunch of gold fish to put in the drawer.

The funny part was, on Monday he thought we did it because of our devotion and care for him, and he called in all the other execs to brag. But the truth was, we did it because we were PISSED!

[ducatiz]

Aside from your normal pranks like relocating cubes into managers offices, etc.  By far the one that turned out the best/ funniest was this.

The office only had 1 guy that really annoyed everyone - Tucker.   One morning Tucker went to the mens room and left his phone sitting on his desk.   We took the phone and put it in the ceiling over the cube next to his.   We spent the rest of the day calling it.   He would go mad, tearing shit up and digging for it every time it rang.  If I ever had a doubt about Pavlov and his dogs they were erased that day.

[Jarvicious]

Aside from your normal pranks like relocating cubes into managers offices, etc.  By far the one that turned out the best/ funniest was this.

The office only had 1 guy that really annoyed everyone - Tucker.   One morning Tucker went to the mens room and left his phone sitting on his desk.   We took the phone and put it in the ceiling over the cube next to his.   We spent the rest of the day calling it.   He would go mad, tearing shit up and digging for it every time it rang.  If I ever had a doubt about Pavlov and his dogs they were erased that day.

The clip is kinda long, the good stuff doesn't start until about 1:00 in.  You gotta see this if you don't watch the office

http://www.youtube.com/v/99odtbgUScE&hl=en&fs=1