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He Man

January 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM
So i left a whole box of pizza out on my table at approximately 9pm....its 2:37 AM and its missing. There is no one home.

I looked inside the oven and microwave thinking i cooked it but forgot i did. My dog cannot reach the counter.

There is no sign of the box. or the smell of pizza. Please someone tell me where it could of gone? becasue this shit is not funny cause im hungry right now.

That Nice Guy Beck!

#1
January 20, 2009, 11:50:22 PM
thats fuked up

lethe

#2
January 21, 2009, 12:58:07 AM
Quote from: He Man on January 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM
So i left a whole box of pizza out on my table at approximately 9pm....its 2:37 AM and its missing. There is no one home.

I looked inside the oven and microwave thinking i cooked it but forgot i did. My dog cannot reach the counter.

There is no sign of the box. or the smell of pizza. Please someone tell me where it could of gone? becasue this shit is not funny cause im hungry right now.
The Noid.

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Capo

#3
January 21, 2009, 01:19:16 AM
Didn't you say you had a brother living with you?


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Super T.I.B

#4
January 21, 2009, 02:28:54 AM
You dreamt that you had a pizza.

Oldfisti

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January 21, 2009, 03:46:02 AM
Quote from: Capo on January 21, 2009, 01:19:16 AM
Didn't you say you had a brother living with you?


First person I thought of. Check the garbage for pizza box.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
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Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
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herm

#6
January 21, 2009, 05:12:40 AM
maybe he put it away..?
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KnightofNi

#7
January 21, 2009, 05:31:55 AM
Quote from: herm on January 21, 2009, 05:12:40 AM
maybe he put it away..?

maybe it's in his room.
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#8
January 21, 2009, 05:34:55 AM
It was me.  Sorry got hungry. :P
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
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Oldfisti

#9
January 21, 2009, 06:05:33 AM
Quote from: Ducaholic on January 21, 2009, 05:34:55 AM
It was me.  Sorry got hungry. :P



You son of a pregnant dog!  I knew it was you.       [laugh]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Scooter Montgomery

#10
January 21, 2009, 06:43:11 AM
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He Man

#11
January 21, 2009, 08:20:35 AM
Quote from: He Man on January 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM
So i left a whole box of pizza out on my table at approximately 9pm....its 2:37 AM and its missing. There is no one home.


Further investigation revealed nothing so far.... No pizza box in my brothers room, or in the garbage...

MrFryMoto

#12
January 21, 2009, 08:30:13 AM
oh man!
you wouldn't believe it!

last night i was walking home when i encountered the most delicious scent.
i couldn't help but let my feet waft towards the delicious scent. after a bit of floating in the air only being carried by the scent in my nose i found it - the most amazing pizza.

it was just sitting there begging me to take it
i mean sure, there were a few slices missing, but there was more than enough for my liking.

i tried to resist, knowing that it was someone else's, but i couldn't.
i grabbed the box, and ran.
ran till my veins pumped battery acid

...then i enjoyed pizza


you will find the box in a dumpster on 45th street.

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He Man

#13
January 21, 2009, 08:35:35 AM
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on January 21, 2009, 08:30:13 AM
oh man!
you wouldn't believe it!

last night i was walking home when i encountered the most delicious scent.
i couldn't help but let my feet waft towards the delicious scent. after a bit of floating in the air only being carried by the scent in my nose i found it - the most amazing pizza.

it was just sitting there begging me to take it
i mean sure, there were a few slices missing, but there was more than enough for my liking.

i tried to resist, knowing that it was someone else's, but i couldn't.
i grabbed the box, and ran.
ran till my veins pumped battery acid

...then i enjoyed pizza


you will find the box in a dumpster on 45th street.



thats not funny because i live on 40th street.  >:( your going down....

Porsche Monkey

#14
January 21, 2009, 08:51:01 AM
Quote from: alfisti on January 21, 2009, 06:05:33 AM


You son of a pregnant dog!  I knew it was you.       [laugh]


It was good. Didn't know that He Man was so fond of the meat lovers though. Figures.  ;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

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