Missing Pizza Pie

Started by He Man, January 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM

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mitt

Are you sure you are in your house?

mitt

ZLTFUL

I have no doubt in my mind that it was your brother.

Here is my reasoning...

When we were kids, I would buy boxes of fudgesicles and put them in the basement freezer. My brother and I had bedrooms in the basement.
I would stay up late watching Sci-Fi shows on PBS and grab a fudgsicle or two but it always seemed like they were going way too fast.
Problem is, there was never a wrapper in the garbage can in my brother's room, our bathroom, or upstairs.

Fast forward to 2.5 years ago. We are helping Dad remodel the basement. It has this awesome asbestos tile ceiling that we start tearing down. I pull tiles from the room adjacent to my brother's room and am almost swarmed under by a small truck load of fudgesicle wrappers and popsice sticks. Seems he had a secret stash panel where he could hide the evidence that he was gankin' my fudgesicles.

I would interrogate your brther. Might I suggest water boarding...
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Autostrada Pilot

After your posts about your brother (being a fatass thief and all) I would suspect no one but him.
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Quote from: He Man on January 21, 2009, 08:35:35 AM
thats not funny because i live on 40th street.  >:( your going down....

oh.. i know  ;)
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JEFF_H

you werent by any chance high at the time??

Grampa

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He Man

Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on January 21, 2009, 09:08:10 AM
oh.. i know  ;)

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on January 21, 2009, 09:07:59 AM
After your posts about your brother (being a fatass thief and all) I would suspect no one but him.

He would have to be home for that to happen...

mitt

Quote from: He Man on January 21, 2009, 10:35:38 AM
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He would have to be home for that to happen...

Sure he didn't stop in for a quick bite, then leave again?

Autostrada Pilot

Quote from: mitt on January 21, 2009, 10:43:46 AM
Sure he didn't stop in for a quick bite, then leave again?

That's what i meant.
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il d00d

This should be a poll.  All of the options should be "He Man's brother" :)

TiNi

Quote from: JEFF_H on January 21, 2009, 09:23:04 AM
you werent by any chance high at the time??

this one should be on the poll too  ;) [laugh]

Oldfisti

Dammit!  I want pizza now.  With  [bacon]
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He Man

Quote from: mitt on January 21, 2009, 10:43:46 AM
Sure he didn't stop in for a quick bite, then leave again?

a whole pie ?????????? thats basically a full meal right there!

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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


He Man

your trying to tell me a cat can eat twice its body weight?


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