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Started by He Man, January 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM

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TiNi

#45
January 22, 2009, 12:38:02 PM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on January 22, 2009, 12:11:02 PM
*snip*
I flip on the light and the biggest make the beast with two backsing rat I have ever seen if making off with a whole loaf of bread. He goes
across the counter and disappears behind the fridge. We pulled the fridge out the next morning and there is a huge hole.
Something to think about. Or your brother........ [laugh]

holy crap are you serious?
i'd still be screaming if it were me  [laugh]

Oldfisti

#46
January 22, 2009, 12:50:35 PM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

TiNi

#47
January 22, 2009, 12:51:47 PM
WTF!  [laugh]

Oldfisti

#48
January 22, 2009, 12:53:30 PM
R.O.U.S.                [cheeky]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

He Man

#49
January 22, 2009, 02:11:50 PM
was it white?

VisceralReaction

#50
January 22, 2009, 03:51:25 PM Last Edit: January 22, 2009, 04:08:43 PM by VisceralReaction
Freaking total ROUSs!!!!
If I had been thinking and not screaming like a little girl, I could have turned on the stove burners and rolled
him onto it since I don't have firespouts in my kitchen. Though I didn't have a sword to finish him off with either.
I had trouble sleeping that night, gave me the heebie jeebies
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

Grampa

#51
January 22, 2009, 03:55:14 PM
piller took it

shared it with the nun
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speedbag

#52
January 22, 2009, 03:57:40 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 22, 2009, 03:55:14 PM
piller took it

shared it with the nun

[laugh]  [clap]

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

The Architect

#53
January 22, 2009, 04:15:50 PM
Okay, my dog did it.  He smelled the pizza all the way over here in NH.  The smell was getting to him.  He got in the car, drove over, sneaked in, ate the pizza, ate the box, ate a pair of your socks (which I can return once the snow melts), licked the floor clean of his foot prints, stopped off at a bagel place and downed a dozen and the bag they came in, drove back home, threw it all up on the kitchen floor and ate it again! 

Sorry.

gojira

#54
January 22, 2009, 04:20:27 PM

If it was Lombardis I'm not surprised it's gone!  ;D

My guess: Colonel Mustard with a Lead Pipe in the Billiard Room.

OT_Ducati

#55
January 22, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
wtf show some sypmpathy the man lost his Pizza!
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Grampa

#56
January 22, 2009, 07:45:10 PM
a real man would have stayed to defend the pizza
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

OT_Ducati

#57
January 22, 2009, 07:52:17 PM
the man obviously was in another plane of existance at the time.
so he was unable to defend ......
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KnightofNi

#58
January 23, 2009, 04:46:30 PM
i used to throw knives at the rats in one of my apts in brooklyn. i set duct tape sticky side up for 4 feet around the area they came out of to catch them. they seemed to be too smart for rat traps. i swear one would hold the jaw open while another would steal the bait.
the duct tape didn't work either. they just jumped over it and i swear one muttered something anti-seminic.

that's when the knives came out.

no, i never got one. they are quick and can dodge well too :(
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Capo

#59
January 23, 2009, 04:49:44 PM
Not quicker than my .22


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