Missing Pizza Pie

[KnightofNi]

Not quicker than my .22

i was in an apt building so i wouldn't be firing a gun in the first place.

secondly, i didn't have a gun.

i should have brought my bow.

[He Man]

make the beast with two backs that shit. FLAME THROWEERRRR!!!!!!!

[Bun-bun]

i used to throw knives at the rats in one of my apts in brooklyn. i set duct tape sticky side up for 4 feet around the area they came out of to catch them. they seemed to be too smart for rat traps. i swear one would hold the jaw open while another would steal the bait.
the duct tape didn't work either. they just jumped over it and i swear one muttered something anti-seminic.

that's when the knives came out.

no, i never got one. they are quick and can dodge well too

We used to put out sticky traps in my old apt. Never caught any rodents, but the cats got stuck a couple of times!
The one year, they disappeared. No little holes in the bread wrappers, no chewed up cereal boxes, nothing. Come to find out that a family of possums moved into the crawlspace under the house, chased 'em all away.

[Gator]

I have 2 theories;

1. Crack heads
http://www.fugly.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66792401a6972d477dcc&page=400&viewtype=detailed&category=mr


2. Ninjas




and of course both can be explained by the now unemployed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles seen here enjoying what could be your pie....

[Jarvicious]

a real man would have stayed to defend the pizza

A real man would have eaten it all in one sitting. 

Oh, and as for the rodents of unusual size??  I don't think they exist. 

[lethe]

Is bob a cat or a person? thats a horrible name for a cat if it is. But i guess you have so many cats you might of ran out of names.

Paul, what a ridiculous name for a cat!

[Speeddog]

Do rats fluff up their fur like cats when they get startled?


Some rat facts (well, at least according to the interwebz):

http://www.terrierman.com/aboutrats.htm

Largest Rat Ever Caught: Most large urban rats weigh under a 3/4 of pound.
Despite the ubiquitous "it was larger than a cat" description of city rats, few rats weigh much more than a pound.
The largest dog-caught rat ever weighed (by Brian Plummer) was a monster that tipped the scales at 2.4 pounds.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0CE3DA1E39F930A35751C1A965948260

Despite stories of rats as big as cats or dogs, the largest recorded rat weighed three and a half pounds and was 1 foot 10 inches from nose to tail.
The average weight is one pound, the length 18 inches.

Do rats fluff up their fur like cats when they get startled?

[lethe]

Do rats fluff up their fur like cats when they get startled?


Some rat facts (well, at least according to the interwebz):

http://www.terrierman.com/aboutrats.htm

Largest Rat Ever Caught: Most large urban rats weigh under a 3/4 of pound.
Despite the ubiquitous "it was larger than a cat" description of city rats, few rats weigh much more than a pound.
The largest dog-caught rat ever weighed (by Brian Plummer) was a monster that tipped the scales at 2.4 pounds.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0CE3DA1E39F930A35751C1A965948260

Despite stories of rats as big as cats or dogs, the largest recorded rat weighed three and a half pounds and was 1 foot 10 inches from nose to tail.
The average weight is one pound, the length 18 inches.

Do rats fluff up their fur like cats when they get startled?

I don't know, most I see are small but I've seen at least one that was close to if not bigger the that "largest recorded one", it was an obviously poisoned one that was walking down the side of the street in broad daylight near where my job's office is in Long Island City, Queens. The ones at the Museum of Natural History, while they stay out of sight, can push over a garbage can.
Just saying.

[Speeddog]

Not doubting what you saw, the interwebz aren't always right. 

A 3.5 lb rat is big, no matter what.

[MendoDave]

 Now why would a crack head steal a Pizza? You cant smoke crack with a Pizza can you? I don't think you can smoke crack with the Box. Unless they wanted the box to keep the crack in. In that case the Pizza would be discarded someplace between 40th & 45th streets. Did you check the route for your Pizza? It is possible that if they discarded the Pizza along the way and it was at Nose level or even slightly higher, my dog would have definitely ate the Pizza. That could explain why she didn't come home for a long time when I called her.


So there you have it. Crack heads stole the Pizza Box, discarded the pizza, My dog ate the Pizza.
She was still hungry in the morning of course.
Mystery solved! 

[Popeye the Sailor]

No doubt, the work of this guy:

[MendoDave]

Is the Noid the crackhead that breaks off spark plug ends?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html

[Gator]

No doubt, the work of this guy:

Sorry to blow holes in your hypothesis but;
The noid only stole the pizzas freshness, never the whole pie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ7RnXakSXU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j696bHtrYTM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD5gMsy-nuc&feature=related

Keep in mind, as mentioned earlier in this thread Adam west took care of the void so must now longer avoid him.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/family-guy-mayor-adam-west-gets-even-with-the-noid/1080629931

[the_Journeyman]

Not doubting what you saw, the interwebz aren't always right. 

A 3.5 lb rat is big, no matter what.

Don't forget wharf rats ~

JM

[He Man]

So....GUESS WHO GOT STREP THROAT!!!!  And guess who's bottle of half drunk smoothie did i just make out with?


BIOLOGICAL WARFARE NEVER FELT SO GOOD!