JBubble Moves to Mother's Mountain - Now with pics

[herm]

so tell me how this works.  Eat cucumbers, drink vinegar and the ensuing stress turns them into pickles???




*no wonder she's nervous about being sealed in an enclosed vehicle with him* 

farts are nothing compared to the solids

no vinegar needed.
stress and water retention do the job just fine

[Mother]

so I'm sitting here on the shitter...


dirty chinese food from safeway...not so safe.

[jdubbs32584]

so I'm sitting here on the shitter...


dirty chinese food from safeway...not so safe.

Wow. That is so special. Can we avoid that during the five days we're spending together in a car? Please?

[Mother]

hehe

[slowpoke13]

I wish you both the best of luck.

Mother - For meeting the family

JB - For putting up with Mother's flatulence.

Have a fun trip. My last cross country trip was in a '61 Willy's wagon. It took a week of 12-14 hour days going no faster than 65mph.

[Howie]

Mother needs one of these:

http://www.obnoxiousmods.com/3-phils/fart-absorber

[Got Duc]

Take pictures of the journey. 

maybe one or two of mother 

[the_Journeyman]

Take pictures of the journey. 

+1

This is always good fun ~

JM

[KnightofNi]

have a safe trip. be sure to let us know if you need anythign along the way.

i ehar we have a sort of network across the country of people that are willing to help out.

[Big Troubled Bear]

Just no pictures of mother on the shitter

[Grampa]

http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/

overnight shipping 

[Mother]

first the peeing thing now the gas thing, you people are sure interested in my biologic functions. where do we go from here.

[Mother]

and in all seriousness, thank you all for the well wishes and offers of support, I won't forget you when I'm rich

[Got Duc]

So by Wednesday night you will be coming through NY?




































Oh yeah I forgot no love for us in the N/E

J/k 

[Bick]

first the peeing thing now the gas thing, you people are sure interested in my biologic functions. where do we go from here.

Not so much your functions...  Just the health and safety of those in close proximity.   


Safe travels.