Feeling productive today? I'll fix that...

Started by Slide Panda, January 27, 2009, 08:06:23 AM

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Slide Panda

-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Slide Panda

Unless you've got a really tight assed office, yes.  It's pulls of ads from CL, with some commentary.  OF course the ads and commentary can be a little blue If there were photos in the ad, those are usually snagged. 

So there is a potential for NSFW stuff, but it is small.  On the current from page about the most NSFW thing is the word 'tampon'
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Gator

I cant see why they can't find a tenant

http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=890#more-890

PS I have done nothing since I opened this thread... I should have taken the subject seriously...

Slide Panda

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Quote from: 13 on January 27, 2009, 03:04:33 PM
PS I have done nothing since I opened this thread... I should have taken the subject seriously...

Live and learn...

Wow.. I just went back and read the one you linked to.  Holy make the beast with two backsing shit... if it was any shorter, I'd figure it was a gag.  But it's so long and detailed, they must be serious.  Wow.. lights that come on automatically at 5:30 am... you can only have visitors from 1-3 pm on weekends and you have to have a photo ID bracelet.. and there's more.   No wonder those freaks can't get anyone to rent the room
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

zarn02

glad i've nothing to do, as that site is now absorbing my free time. [thumbsup]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

superjohn

I like the one about selling the daughter because she totaled a Monte Carlo with her acne  [laugh]

zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Oldfisti

Quote from: 13 on January 27, 2009, 03:04:33 PM
I cant see why they can't find a tenant

http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=890#more-890

PS I have done nothing since I opened this thread... I should have taken the subject seriously...


Gotta be a troll ad. What free person would choose to live under prison rules? I think some of the stipulations are even illegal.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Slide Panda

Quote from: alfisti on January 29, 2009, 07:42:51 AM

Gotta be a troll ad. What free person would choose to live under prison rules? I think some of the stipulations are even illegal.

But it's not like CL is a forum.. so if it is a Troll, then they don't get any public attention.. they crave like crack.  But yeah.. I doubt a lot of that stuff is legal - like the unannounced 'inspections'.  Most places it's illegal for a landlord to bust in unannounced unless it's viable emergency
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Oldfisti

Quote from: yuu on January 29, 2009, 08:02:50 AM
But it's not like CL is a forum.. so if it is a Troll, then they don't get any public attention.. they crave like crack.  But yeah.. I doubt a lot of that stuff is legal - like the unannounced 'inspections'.  Most places it's illegal for a landlord to bust in unannounced unless it's viable emergency


That and eviction without notice. I realize this is Vancouver but down here it takes at least 3 months to evict someone.

Not to mention a security camera in the suite is illegal too...

Also confiscation of personal property is illegal...



I guess the public attention comes when someone is dumb enough to respond to the ad and they get make the beast with two backsed with by email/phone. There's also a really good chance someone sees it and derbys or pregnant doges about it in R&R.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Gator

Quote from: alfisti on January 29, 2009, 07:42:51 AM

Gotta be a troll ad. What free person would choose to live under prison rules? I think some of the stipulations are even illegal.

Not only live under prison rules but PAY $480 a month to do so.

Prisons free and you have more rights... You get to choose your own god, and you can tug one off every now and again.