More "It's a uterus, not a clown car!"

Started by ducatiz, January 28, 2009, 06:58:40 AM

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Mother

somewhere in the next 2-3 months this story will be forgotten about

and

somewhere in the next 5 years, there will be a horrible tragedy

a fire

a car wreck

drug or abuse allegations

a disease

and she will file a lawsuit


the_Journeyman

I see disability payments ended just over a year ago...  Hmmm...  So, *picks up a shovel full of coal and tosses it on the fire* Seems like this was more of a ploy to get more free money from the state.  Since the three children that get disability payments could already be bringing home $2000+ a month.

JM
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Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 12, 2009, 04:22:53 AM
Seems like this was more of a ploy to get more free money from the state.  Since the three children that get disability payments could already be bringing home $2000+ a month.

JM

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Oldfisti

Interesting portion of interview here...




“How much in debt do you have now?” Curry asked.

“Probably 50. Close to 50,” she said.

“Thousand dollars?” Curry responded.

Suleman nodded.

“How is that not like welfare?” Curry pressed on.

“Oh, no,” Suleman protested. “These are student loans. You consolidate the loans, you pay it back. We don't pay back welfare.”

“Okay, so you don't have a job, Your students loans have run out… So you're saying you have no income coming in?” Curry summarized.

“At the moment, no,” Suleman said.

“Are you not being selfish?”

“No, I'm not being selfish. I don't believe I'm selfish in any way,” the mother of 14 said."




Are there penalties for misappropriating student loans?
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ducatiz

yes, there are penalties, and the school is supposed to report if you don';t use the allotted money for tuition to the lender..

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ducatiz

#80
Confirmed, she had plastic surgery on her face:

Before:


After:


who is she trying to look like?


edit: 

or this?

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

erkishhorde

Even her oldest kid (6yo) knows that having the 8 babies is a bad idea.  [roll] [bang]
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Quote from: ducatizzzz on February 12, 2009, 07:39:19 PM
Confirmed, she had plastic surgery on her face:

Before:


After:


who is she trying to look like?


edit: 

or this?



who paid for all this shit?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Grampa

Quote from: MrIncredible on February 13, 2009, 12:45:00 PM
Your old boss.
if she got a boob job too...... then it might just have been him
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

rgramjet

Quote from: ducatizzzz on February 12, 2009, 07:39:19 PM
Confirmed, she had plastic surgery on her face:


who is she trying to look like?


edit: 


Hm, which one is weirder?  Tough call...
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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ducatiz

Quote from: rgramjet on February 13, 2009, 01:32:54 PM
Hm, which one is weirder?  Tough call...

i disagree.

jolie is a hollywood type, you expect her to be weird -- that's how she makes a living..

suleman is just an average shlub living a below average life.  she worked hard to be weird.  she is far more effed up.

jolie's kids will grow up starstruck and spoilt but it is very likely suleman's will grow up mentally disfigured and physically maltreated.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

I dont know man.....those Billy Bob days were Freaky!  At least jolie is self sufficient and not on our dime...
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

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ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.