I took a big crap today

Started by Charlief, January 30, 2009, 04:33:22 PM

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Charlief

for the first time at work. [clap]


Just thought I'd pass that along.

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I would take it back..... the company might consider it theft.
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Quote from: Charlief on January 30, 2009, 04:33:22 PM
for the first time at work. [clap]


Just thought I'd pass that along.

Good work, kid.  Getting to that first work shit is a critical part of employment. 

Keep us posted.
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Charlief

Quote from: Sinister on January 30, 2009, 06:08:07 PM
Good work, kid.  Getting to that first work shit is a critical part of employment. 

Keep us posted.

Been there almost a year! 

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Quote from: Charlief on January 30, 2009, 06:18:12 PM
Been there almost a year! 

Don't get down on yourself; we all develop professionally at different rates. [thumbsup]
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

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Can you develop a new fear in its place? Perhaps one of having an avatar of your nude self on a moto?


Seriously-just....ew.....
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Quote from: MrIncredible on January 30, 2009, 08:56:55 PM
Can you develop a new fear in its place? Perhaps one of having an avatar of your nude self on a moto?

Seriously-just....ew.....

+1  Fear of exhibitionism

Congratulations on the shit, though.  I can't believe I ever got a chance to say that.

DoubleEagle

#11
I worked with a person who told me that she never took a crap at work and I worked with her for almost 20 years !

Oh by the way...thanks for sharing.

Here's one to go


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Poopin' at work rules.  8)

It's the break you can't get yelled at for taking.  [thumbsup]

Plus, the TP is free.
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