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Started by Charlief, January 30, 2009, 04:33:22 PM

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rgramjet

#15
January 31, 2009, 05:21:48 AM
yea, i think my employees save up till 7:05, right after they walk in the door and take their coat off.  Dicks.

Safeway makes you punch out!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Mother

#16
January 31, 2009, 05:27:42 AM
pro union stance, get paid to shit

ducatiz

#17
January 31, 2009, 05:29:35 AM
at my old employer, the stalls had floor to ceiling marble walls, a small table and a magazine rack.  each stall had it's own exhaust fan.  they used Cottonelle, which blew my mind since there must have been 8000 ppl in my building alone.

ah, those were the days.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducatiz

#18
January 31, 2009, 05:30:30 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 05:21:48 AM
yea, i think my employees save up till 7:05, right after they walk in the door and take their coat off.  Dicks.

Safeway makes you punch out!

put an egg timer in the stalls with a small plaque that says "poop timer.  exceed this time, see the boss"
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

#19
January 31, 2009, 05:43:57 AM
That magazine rack would gross me the hell out!

Egg timers not a bad idea.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

mitt

#20
January 31, 2009, 07:19:30 AM
You can do what my work did.  Put the lights on motion detect w/ timers.  If you aren't done in about 5 minutes, you are sitting in the dark.

lauramonster

#21
January 31, 2009, 07:22:57 AM
 [laugh]   that's good!!!!!

doesn't hurt anyone, and yet gets them motivated to get done & back to work!!! [thumbsup]
Frickin' snow!

ducpainter

#22
January 31, 2009, 07:24:51 AM
Quote from: lauramonster on January 31, 2009, 07:22:57 AM
[laugh]   that's good!!!!!

doesn't hurt anyone, and yet gets them motivated to get done & back to work!!! [thumbsup]
...or just stay and take a nap.
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rgramjet

#23
January 31, 2009, 08:01:25 AM
I motivate them to take as little time as possible by simply not cleaning the bathroom!   [evil]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

mitt

#24
January 31, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 08:01:25 AM
I motivate them to take as little time as possible by simply not cleaning the bathroom!   [evil]

Aren't the employees supposed to do the cleaning instead of the boss?

mitt

rgramjet

#25
January 31, 2009, 08:06:08 AM
Quote from: mitt on January 31, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
Aren't the employees supposed to do the cleaning instead of the boss?

mitt

Good call, thats what I meant.  Its actually an experiment to see how nasty they will let it get without me saying anything.  Things will change if I get a female assistant Im sure.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducatiz

#26
January 31, 2009, 10:45:53 AM
Quote from: mitt on January 31, 2009, 07:19:30 AM
You can do what my work did.  Put the lights on motion detect w/ timers.  If you aren't done in about 5 minutes, you are sitting in the dark.

THAT'S a great idea.

and maybe put a 30 second repeating tape of some annoying music to start as well.. like the Dukes of Hazzard..

only 30 seconds of it, over and over again.... in the dark... with your drawers down.... rofl

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

lauramonster

#27
January 31, 2009, 01:59:26 PM
or maybe the soundtrack to 'Deliverance' after 2 minutes.  That's not what they want to hear in the dark while their pants are down around their ankles!!!
Frickin' snow!

Gimpy

#28
January 31, 2009, 02:22:38 PM
Sooo  I thought I would wander into No Moto content today and see what everyone was talking about. 

Lesson learned... Carry on.   [thumbsup]

ducatiz

#29
January 31, 2009, 03:11:06 PM
Quote from: Gimpy on January 31, 2009, 02:22:38 PM
Sooo  I thought I would wander into No Moto content today and see what everyone was talking about. 

Lesson learned... Carry on.   [thumbsup]

same old, same old, right!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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