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I took a big crap today

Started by Charlief, January 30, 2009, 04:33:22 PM

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DoubleEagle

#30
January 31, 2009, 06:44:28 PM
How about co-ed bathrooms at work. Would that speed things up so to speak ?      Dolph     :)
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rgramjet

#31
January 31, 2009, 07:34:13 PM
Quote from: Gimpy on January 31, 2009, 02:22:38 PM
Sooo  I thought I would wander into No Moto content today and see what everyone was talking about. 

Lesson learned... Carry on.   [thumbsup]

You'll be finnnnne.... [roll]
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Gimpy

#32
January 31, 2009, 07:41:04 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 31, 2009, 07:34:13 PM
You'll be finnnnne.... [roll]

Yeah I know.  I was kidding.  At least now I know that truly anything goes.  Well except maybe that picture that ducpainter graciously removed.    [clap]

slowpoke13

#33
January 31, 2009, 07:58:34 PM
I've been dropping the deuce at work for over 10 years. Never had a problem. My favorite was when I was in DC. My shift would end around 6am (right as everyone was coming in) and I'd have a good one around 0530, right before going home.

I never understood why people hated to go at work. It's natural. Especially after lunch or something. And, can feel quite good.

But, I digress.
slowpokesan

ducatiz

#34
January 31, 2009, 08:17:31 PM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on January 31, 2009, 07:58:34 PM
I've been dropping the deuce at work for over 10 years. Never had a problem. My favorite was when I was in DC. My shift would end around 6am (right as everyone was coming in) and I'd have a good one around 0530, right before going home.

I never understood why people hated to go at work. It's natural. Especially after lunch or something. And, can feel quite good.

But, I digress.

Oh.

You must be that guy in the office.

Every office has one of them.

Strut proudly to the john with a newspaper folded under your arm.

Leave the bathroom with a couple of sheets of TP stuck to your foot and the bathroom smells like New Jersey in the middle of summer.



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#35
February 01, 2009, 06:36:08 AM
my company does the motion sensors in the shitter thing. the solution is a roll of 2" tape hung in front of the sensor and some o2 supply tubing tied to the roll so you can keep the lights on

TiNi

#36
February 01, 2009, 08:21:17 AM Last Edit: February 01, 2009, 08:24:15 AM by DuCaTiNi
one image comes to mind while reading this thread  [laugh]



edit: a smaller version.... the first one was too big  :-X

Oldfisti

#37
February 01, 2009, 08:27:20 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 01, 2009, 08:21:17 AM
one image comes to mind while reading this thread  [laugh]



edit: a smaller version.... the first one was too big  :-X


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Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

NvrSummer

#38
February 03, 2009, 07:47:43 AM
Quote from: Jacob T. Kirk on February 01, 2009, 06:36:08 AM
my company does the motion sensors in the shitter thing. the solution is a roll of 2" tape hung in front of the sensor and some o2 supply tubing tied to the roll so you can keep the lights on

Mine does too.  Man it sucks sitting in there and having the light trip off on you.  Even worse if someone walks in and catches you sitting in there with no lights on!
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