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Ducati Monster Forum > Local Clubs > NMMR (Moderators: Duck-Stew, ducducgooseme) > Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

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Zaster

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Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« on: February 01, 2009, 08:24:13 PM »

Example #1:

Example#2:

Example#3:

oh wait...that's bacon bacon

Example#4:

Example#5:

Or could it just be the attire or the lack thereof? naaaahhhh!!!!!


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 08:31:09 PM »

Mmmmmmm.... I love bacon.... oh, and #4 is pretty ok too.


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 09:04:15 PM »

master of DEZASTER,
Heres my version.


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Zaster

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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2009, 09:22:07 PM »

Damn right kingbaby,
We are both lucky guys waytogo


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 09:27:02 PM »

Here is Pam's version why guys can't measure up to the previous pictures:


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 09:32:24 PM »

Heres an equalizer. THIS IS ONE BAD ASS (in the best way) CHICK. waytogo


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2009, 09:40:43 PM »

Riding bikes does do good things to your boooody waytogo


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 10:39:51 PM »

Well, I'm a lumberjack and that's okay! I work all night and I sleep all day! Something about that view makes me want to just start hewing down trees and doing log rolls. laughingdp

If anyone needs their new leathers distressed, just send them to me. I can make them look well used in, let's say, one quick trip to the tanning bed. Grin


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2009, 02:31:20 AM »

All I can say about this thread is WTF.

LOL, you guys amuse me.

I miss y'all


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 02:11:44 PM »

Wow. I love advertising. Makes me believe all sorts of unrealistic things. At least I can smile while being deluded.

I was looking through my Ducati accessory catelog a few minutes ago.......none of those "items" are listed. Strange....must be a misprinted copy......


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 04:32:02 PM »

For a few hundred you can probably buy the appropriate "accessory" right here in Albuquerque. Roll Eyes

Ten or twenty for the real discounted version . . . or so I've been told. Grin


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 07:05:19 PM »

I've worked in 2 locations that are on Central. No thanks. (shudder). vomit


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 08:28:55 PM »

Quote from: Zaster on February 01, 2009, 09:27:02 PM

Here is Pam's version why guys can't measure up to the previous pictures:

A hot man on a Duc is AWESOME!!! But these are boys and eeewwwww, This ad makes me wanna vomit

Now gimme some of this as a hot Duc man ad!!!

Oh damn here comes some more of those dirty thoughts of Sete Evil

oh yea those thoughts are SOOOOOOOO great!


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2009, 10:38:07 PM »

UUuuuuummmmmmmmm...yummy...much better! Cheesy

What I want to know is what happened to those nancy boys when the Ducati owner came out and saw them touching his bike.


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Re: Here is why guys can't compete with women on bikes..

« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2009, 10:51:39 PM »

Quote from: bonfy on February 03, 2009, 10:38:07 PM

UUuuuuummmmmmmmm...yummy...much better! Cheesy

What I want to know is what happened to those nancy boys when the Ducati owner came out and saw them touching his bike.

There was a funeral the next day laughingdp


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