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Author Topic: pee pee hole in jammies serve another purpose  (Read 1863 times)
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« on: February 02, 2009, 07:04:32 PM »

Today, I finally got my ACL repaired. I opted to get the cadaver allograft to spare my 2 other semi-functional ligaments. The worst part of my post-op was the nausea. I wasn't nauseas last time, but this time I couldn't hold water down. Enough about wanting to puke.

Onto the swelling. What is helping is the iceman maker I got! What a scientific breakthrough this simple piece of machinery is. For those unfamiliar with this marvel, its nothing more than an ice chest with a motor and a wrap. It feeds iced water through a tube to the wrap on my knee up to 7hrs.  As you can imagine, this could potentially be a challenge at night. How to keep the hose on, my leg elevated, and stay warm in bed? I think I figured it out! waytogo









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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 07:10:53 PM »

Didja really just post up a pic of your hose comin' out the peehole of your jammies?!?
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2009, 07:13:26 PM »

Until I read the text I was gonna say that your catheter was headed in the wrong direction.  laughingdp
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 07:36:17 PM »

cheese and rice ... that's one hell of a big catheter.  ouch. Lips Sealed

Until I read the text I was gonna say that your catheter was headed in the wrong direction.  laughingdp
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2009, 08:01:25 PM »

R Kelly would be proud...
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2009, 08:06:47 PM »

Didja really just post up a pic of your hose comin' out the peehole of your jammies?!?

You saw the pills on the bed right? - next to the blackberry?

sfarchie just drunk dialed us  laughingdp




Sleep well man. You'll be kickin' again soon. Just not tonight.  waytogo
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 08:09:34 PM »

You saw the pills on the bed right? - next to the blackberry?

I guess that just didn't strike me as anything unusual.  Hmmmmmm . . .  Undecided

sfarchie just drunk dialed us  laughingdp

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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 08:24:09 PM »

You saw the pills on the bed right? - next to the blackberry?

sfarchie just drunk dialed us  laughingdp

Sleep well man. You'll be kickin' again soon. Just not tonight.  waytogo

Anyone notice what's on his jammies...Guiness beer - nice! Heal up quick so that you can come out to HH with us!!!  waytogo
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2009, 09:33:21 PM »

Ouch.  Enjoy the meds!
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2009, 09:48:47 PM »

What?!  What?!

I can't hear you over those sheets!  cheeky  Enjoy your stay in Pillsville.  Been there myself once or twice.  It's lovely visiting, but I wouldn't want to stay there.   laughingdp
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2009, 10:21:30 PM »

My gf had her ACL replaced and that ice thingy helped her get back on her feet very quickly.  I'd put a bag of ice in there then top it off with water about twice a day. 
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2009, 07:01:40 PM »

Yes, the bottle is my percocet...miracle drug! Yes, I was in a happy mood when I sent the post. As for my loud sheets, they were in several decades ago (makes me want to find my Flock of Seagulls cassette).

But I'm happy to say I am able to put some weight on my leg and have kept the constipating pills at bay. My surgeon was surprised I didn't use more percocet and said I'm tough. My reply, "That's right I'm tough. Remember, I ride a Vespa GTS." He didn't laugh. Embarrassed
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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2009, 10:35:40 PM »

Tough alright, most people show an empty bottle and ask for more  laughingdp

Yes, the bottle is my percocet...miracle drug! Yes, I was in a happy mood when I sent the post. As for my loud sheets, they were in several decades ago (makes me want to find my Flock of Seagulls cassette).

But I'm happy to say I am able to put some weight on my leg and have kept the constipating pills at bay. My surgeon was surprised I didn't use more percocet and said I'm tough. My reply, "That's right I'm tough. Remember, I ride a Vespa GTS." He didn't laugh. Embarrassed
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