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Author Topic: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy  (Read 2068 times)
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« on: February 05, 2009, 04:05:32 PM »

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 05:30:51 PM »

Damn good stories. That was a good read.  waytogo
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 11:37:42 PM »

Ok so completely ignoring the lame ass lets bash on the americans

I only count 3, not 5

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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 12:14:42 AM »

Ok so completely ignoring the lame ass lets bash on the americans

I only count 3, not 5



you see, under the last entry there is a word written in red, it says next. if you click on it, you will see the last two.

The first and most badass one is american btw
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 12:26:38 AM »

you see, under the last entry there is a word written in red, it says next. if you click on it, you will see the last two.

The first and most badass one is american btw

Not there on my phone browser

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 01:04:59 AM »

Audie Murphy is #1. I always knew he was a war hero and actor. What I didn't know was that he's a complete and total badass!

Dude totally downplayed his real exploits in the war because it was so over the top he figured audiences would think it was all embellished.



Mom, if you still can't find page two I can put it directly in the thread.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 02:04:27 AM »

White death rules waytogo
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2009, 06:06:11 AM »

+1 on Audie Murphy, I think the movie was called To Hell and Back? he kicks ass
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2009, 06:49:11 AM »

+1 on Audie Murphy, I think the movie was called To Hell and Back? he kicks ass

it was the same name as his book.
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 02:20:38 PM »

I looked up the Fin, he did in fact lose a lot of his face to the exploding bullet. It blew off part of his jaw and the side of his face. He made a full recovery and lived a long life.

My "grandfather" (actually my mom's ex husband's father) was in the British No. 2 Commando unit during the war. He got shot in the head by a German sniper in Italy. He made a full recovery and overcame partial paralysis - when I knew him he walked with a limp, the only evidence he got a bullet in his brain. He never spoke about his service before he died so I don't know much else. I believe he participated in the Vagso raid as well as the Italian campaign. I always remember his photo in uniform, with the sword and S S insignia on his beret.
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