People are buying turds for art's sake

Started by NeufUnSix, February 06, 2009, 07:58:25 PM

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NeufUnSix

I posted this on my blog when I heard the infamous Cloaca machine was setup at the university next to my apartment.

http://turkeybollocks.blogspot.com/2009/02/buy-piece-of-shit-support-arts.html

Summary - machine makes poop, people buy poop as a souvenir, exhibit SOLD OUT of poop.

I should note the poop is signed by the artist, which so makes it worth it.
"Why did my tractor just blow up?"

zarn02

well...

that's, uh... that's neat. i guess.

*wanders off wondering if he can make a few bucks selling fakes*
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supakpow2

Uhhh.....I thought you said this was part of an art exibit ???

I followed the link and it looks to me like this is a picture of the Harley factory ;D



Certainly explains a LOT.......... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]



or maybe cloaca is latin for FORD. [cheeky]



so next time you ride by a harley and think "what a POS".....you technically are correct sir.
Quote from: elTristo on December 03, 2008, 11:07:07 PM
there was going to be something humorous here, but, unfortunately, i was in charge of the typing, and this is all i could come up with.

MendoDave

I don't get it. It make no sense.
If it were a science experiment it would make sense.

He Man

i bet you i could make poo faster than the machine can.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

He Man

im on my 2nd one already...mutha fukaaaa...  [laugh]

Oldfisti

Nice!   Did you happen to see this page?    http://www.cloaca.be/asseen.htm


I hope they're joking...
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

MendoDave


Ddan

Quote from: MendoDave on February 07, 2009, 06:44:58 AM
I don't get it. It make no sense.
If it were a science experiment it would make sense.
Maybe it is.  They could have gotten a grant to study how stupid people can be.
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NeufUnSix

Quote from: alfisti on February 07, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Nice!   Did you happen to see this page?    http://www.cloaca.be/asseen.htm


I hope they're joking...

The whole thing is a running joke. Worse, listening to the artist defend it on the radio is cringe-inducing. He sounds like any other self-inflated avant-garde artist - my work is significant, serious, and a commentary on (blank), and if people don't like it, too bad.

Joke or not, my tax dollars did pay to bring it into the country. That makes it deadly serious. And I'm a big fan of weird art! If I take objection to how ridiculous this is, imagine what the average schmuck thinks.
"Why did my tractor just blow up?"

Oldfisti

Quote from: NeufUnSix on February 07, 2009, 02:53:48 PM
The whole thing is a running joke. Worse, listening to the artist defend it on the radio is cringe-inducing. He sounds like any other self-inflated avant-garde artist - my work is significant, serious, and a commentary on (blank), and if people don't like it, too bad.

Joke or not, my tax dollars did pay to bring it into the country. That makes it deadly serious. And I'm a big fan of weird art! If I take objection to how ridiculous this is, imagine what the average schmuck thinks.


The average schmucks prolly bought up all the turds. (with exception of the 100 they saved for later)     :-\


Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DaniD

Quote from: He Man on February 07, 2009, 02:03:32 PM
im on my 2nd one already...mutha fukaaaa...  [laugh]

I know that we are all friendly on here but damn....do we really need to know that much about each other?!?
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Oldfisti

Quote from: DaniD on February 10, 2009, 06:15:20 AM
I know that we are all friendly on here but damn....do we really need to know that much about each other?!?


Sorry, DaniD.

I'm assuming you missed this thread, then...



http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=18547.0
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.