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« on: February 15, 2009, 06:25:20 PM »

I found this small child wondering around a race track jumping in puddles.

Tigre? kids already?!  Wink  laughingdp
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2009, 08:10:17 PM »

Or maybe he's just influencing others' kids?
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2009, 09:30:51 PM »

I found this small child wondering around a race track jumping in puddles.

Tigre? kids already?!  Wink  laughingdp


Nah. I think he is more into Nascar... Check out his boots to be Tigre's Child. Plus I heard Tigre was shooting blanks anyways  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2009, 10:26:54 PM »

Tigre? kids already?!  Wink  laughingdp


None that he claims...but the resemlance to this one might be tough to refute.   laughingdp
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2009, 11:02:23 PM »

he must be stopped ... before he can reproduce.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2009, 07:51:15 AM »

he must be stopped ... before he can reproduce.

See, we said that about Spidey too but he eventually managed to spawn. Ducati MOB...all talk, no forced sterilizations Grin
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2009, 10:40:35 AM »

he must be stopped ... before he can reproduce.
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A new race is born...
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 10:46:20 AM »

My money is on some sort of lab creation made from Tigre's nail clippings and hairs plucked from his helmet...
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 10:56:10 AM »

My money is on some sort of lab creation made from Tigre's nail clippings and hairs plucked from his helmet...

...and cross-referenced with DNA from Mr. Whiskers. It'll have super powers, like the ability to ring a bell for food.
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2009, 12:59:26 PM »

My money is on some sort of lab creation made from Tigre's nail clippings and hairs plucked from his helmet...


or, one could scrap up crash scene spooge from pretty much any turn @ sears point  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 01:03:52 PM »

See, we said that about Spidey too but he eventually managed to spawn. Ducati MOB...all talk, no forced sterilizations Grin

i vote for this ... and forced frontal lobotomies for 99.9% of cage drivers as well.

and while were at it, let's get DTM some sort of intestinal surgery to prevent those WMD farts he produces when he locks the windows in his car when giving you a ride back from zeit-night events.
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 01:07:43 PM »

i vote for this ... and forced frontal lobotomies for 99.9% of cage drivers as well.

and while were at it, let's get DTM some sort of intestinal surgery to prevent those WMD farts he produces when he locks the windows in his car when giving you a ride back from zeit-night events.

Really, I'd think that you'd want to keep DTM off of dirt bikes before you talk about intestinal surgery.
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2009, 03:31:07 PM »

nope ... i can ride way ahead of dtm in the dirt, so i can stay the hell out of harms way. 

i am much more concerned about his intestinal disorder's effect on the environment.

Really, I'd think that you'd want to keep DTM off of dirt bikes before you talk about intestinal surgery.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2009, 04:25:55 PM »

i vote for this ... and forced frontal lobotomies for 99.9% of cage drivers as well.

and while were at it, let's get DTM some sort of intestinal surgery to prevent those WMD farts he produces when he locks the windows in his car when giving you a ride back from zeit-night events.

The smart money is on harnessing that for energy production.
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2009, 05:45:27 PM »

perhaps ... if science can only minimize the negative greenhouse effect that it has.

The smart money is on harnessing that for energy production.

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