Does your bike have a name? Tell us here!

[herm]

argento strega

not always used together..

[DucatiTorrey]

Wow! i never thought this thread would get so much attention. There are some very funny responses here.

I brought it up because my buddies and i all named our saturns in high school. (yes, maybe 3 of us had saturns)

one was Tupper (plastic car, tupperware)

mine was Urple, because it looked black, but really, in bright light you could tell it was purple. ugggh, i still drive it too

But that's okay, because now i own a Ducati!!!!! Came home this week, and Jesus, that thing is louder than i remember! f'ing awesome

anyways, i was thinking Betty, after Betty Paige, because looking at my 696 Dark and pictures of Betty Paige do similar things 
I'll post a link, so you can check it out if you choose to
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/nordic45/BettyPaige.jpg

anyways, she's sexy

[woodyracing]

my 695 is simply "the little monster"

[angler]

Don't have a name for the Monster, but my truck is called "puta" as she is whored out regularly as anyone that owns a truck can understand.

[ejw24]

She's the Radical Red Racer #2  Not really a name but close

[gage]

It's not official but I always liked...

Athena, the goddess of war and mayhem

My boat has a name it's called ASaltWeapon lol Shit I am a funny m'therfcuker

I make me vomit

[R2]

I call him Grendel, as he is a Monster.

That's a good one.

I've never named any of my vehicles. They all came with a name from the factory: Saab, Civic, Monster, etc. Actually the only thing I've ever named is my cat, Icky. I was thinking about revoking her name since she doesn't really respond to it.

[soapyloving]

call me boring but i just call it "my bike."

[teddy037.2]

monster's name is anna
my old zook was ryoko
never did name the wife, but the car before her (my GTI) was kyra
my custom-built (by me, thankyouverymuch...) autococker was named monique

oh, and a long line of hockey sticks named jennifer. except for pregnant dogstick. because that one was bad luck.



*I am a goalie... which should be enough of a disclaimer, I think

[El Matador]

My red 695 - Testarossa. It means Redhead.

The 996 - Puta. No explanation needed

The Project - Huracan. 

[lawbreaker]

My wife actually refers to my Ducs as her "Competition"....

....with the 996 as my redheaded mistress

[DucatiTorrey]

My wife actually refers to my Ducs as her "Competition"....

....with the 996 as my redheaded mistress

thats great! My wife is redhead, so maybe the 696 Dark will be the Brunette Mistress!

[toaster]

the monster is Tostapane     Tostapane is Italian for toaster

does this mean i need to change my name?

[Popeye the Sailor]

"Mudball"




No, I don't wash it.

[akmnstr]

My monster is the desmo-b*tch.  Beautiful, and demanding.  When she doesn't get what she wants, she brakes something.  She also likes and demands very expensive gifts.  But, when its good, it is very good.  I have to say she doesn't mind if I ride her hard and put her away wet.  Just last night I look in on her and she said, "I can't wait till Spring, big boy.  When you thrust in that key and turn it I am going to make you feel so goooood." 
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 
Can a man love a machine?  Even if she is a demanding b*tch?

[moto] [moto]



My other named bike, a BMW F650, is the mule.  When my wife and I go on multi-day gravel road trips the mule carries all the sh*t while my wife rides her light and nimble DR650 which carries almost nothing.