monoblock caliper ULTIMATE "mod" only $40!! must see!!!

Started by ducatiz, February 22, 2009, 06:37:47 AM

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ducatiz

Can't afford monoblocks?  here is the puuuuuuuurrfect mod for you!!

Be the laughinstock of your friends!  Get ZERO advantage in braking!!  Spend $40 cause you shit money!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370155480706



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DucHead

#1
That might be the stupidest make the beast with two backsin' thing I've ever seen!

...next to puttin' a sticker on my hub end.
'05 S4R (>47k mi); '04 Bandit 1200 (>92k mi; sold); '02 Bandit 1200 (>11k mi); '97 Bandit 1200 (2k mi); '13 FJR1300 (1k mi); IBA #28454 "45"

ducatiz

Quote from: pompetta on February 22, 2009, 06:42:37 AM
That might be the stupidest make the beast with two backsin' thing I've ever seen!

it certainly rates with the Harley fake kick starter mod!!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

DucHead

BTW, check out the length of the brake line in the one photo!!   [laugh]

I can't believe how stupid this is!!   [laugh] [laugh]
'05 S4R (>47k mi); '04 Bandit 1200 (>92k mi; sold); '02 Bandit 1200 (>11k mi); '97 Bandit 1200 (2k mi); '13 FJR1300 (1k mi); IBA #28454 "45"

ducpainter

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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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ducatiz

Quote from: ducpainter on February 22, 2009, 07:17:16 AM
old news.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=19241.0

i did the obligatory search for "monoblock" and for the auction #

not my fault people can't use better subject lines or something.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

Quote from: ducatizzzz on February 22, 2009, 07:27:07 AM
i did the obligatory search for "monoblock" and for the auction #

not my fault people can't use better subject lines or something.
I realize that.
Just thought you'd like to see how stoopit others thought they were.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



ducatiz

Quote from: ducpainter on February 22, 2009, 07:29:52 AM
I realize that.
Just thought you'd like to see how stoopit others thought they were.

nah, i would be more interested to see who thinks they are KEWL
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

onederer

No moleste el gato spectacular...

stopintime

Could the air bleed screws be real - making this a good deal?

I don't know, just trying to stay positive for a day [roll]
252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it

CairnsDuc

I can finally get the look of Big Boy brakes on my S2R 800!!

I can finally look all growed up!  ;D


Runs off to Daddy to get credit card and permission to place order


Statler

They're the new replaceable brake skins available from Ducati on their next bike.   Stay tuned for the custom brake competition announcement.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



ute

hey they look good with the fake air scoops on the tank of the 696

johndoe

#14
Quotethat is a perfectly cromulent modification.

Ha ha ha ha.  Good one. [laugh]

You've embiggened all of our vocabulary. [clap]
2007 S2R 1000

On the seventh hour, on the seventh day, on the seventh month, the seven doctors say; He was born for good luck, that you'll see, I gots seven hundred dollors, don't you mess with me!