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Started by Vindingo, February 24, 2009, 02:26:18 PM

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Vindingo

February 24, 2009, 02:26:18 PM
Adriana Lima, probably one of the most beatiful women in the world, got hitched.  It is a sad day.  My goals of becoming an international playboy and marrying her are now smashed.  this is also one more reason for me to hate basketball.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Marko-Jaric-marries-Victoria-s-Secret-beauty-Adr?urn=nba,143671

NAKID

#1
February 24, 2009, 02:33:20 PM
My GOD, she married that crosseyed mf'er? LUCKY!
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ducducgooseme

#2
February 24, 2009, 02:38:57 PM
Quote from: NAKID on February 24, 2009, 02:33:20 PM
My GOD, she married that crosseyed mf'er? WEALTHY!

Fixed it for ya.

I love one of the quotes from that page:  "Really??????? He must have a Chocolate pen!s that ejaculates cash!"
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Oldfisti

#3
February 24, 2009, 03:21:43 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on February 24, 2009, 02:38:57 PM
Fixed it for ya.

I love one of the quotes from that page:  "Really??????? He must have a Chocolate pen!s that ejaculates cash!"


BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DCXCV

#4
February 24, 2009, 03:45:47 PM
Man, how pissed will their kid be if he/she looks like dad instead of mom? 
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minnesotamonster

#5
February 24, 2009, 04:48:58 PM
Only a matter of time till he's sick of her shit 
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FatguyRacer

#6
February 24, 2009, 05:17:38 PM
Quote from: Colonel Angus on February 24, 2009, 04:48:58 PM
Only a matter of time till he's sick of her shit 

I give it less than 1 year.
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DucHead

#7
February 24, 2009, 05:19:15 PM
meh.

I bet she gives great headache.
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lauramonster

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February 24, 2009, 06:30:28 PM
Quote from: DCXCV on February 24, 2009, 03:45:47 PM
Man, how pissed will their kid be if he/she looks like dad instead of mom? 


it'd be worse if the daughter looked like the dad. 

Ugly men can get women.  case in point.
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He Man

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February 24, 2009, 06:36:52 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on February 24, 2009, 06:30:28 PM
it'd be worse if the daughter looked like the dad. 

Ugly men can get women.  case in point.

Ugly men Money can get women too.

Triple J

#10
February 24, 2009, 06:46:27 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on February 24, 2009, 02:38:57 PM
"Really??????? He must have a Chocolate pen!s that ejaculates cash!"

Now that's comedy!  [laugh] [laugh]

Grampa

#11
February 24, 2009, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on February 24, 2009, 06:30:28 PM
it'd be worse if the daughter looked like the dad. 

Ugly men can get women.  case in point.

bp...scored one  [thumbsup]
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DesmoLu

#12
February 24, 2009, 10:14:22 PM
I hope they divorce before kids or it will be the biggest waste of fine genes since Antonio Banderas ended up with Melanie Griffith. I thought supermodels could only marry ugly if they are rockstars?

Big Troubled Bear

#13
February 24, 2009, 10:33:37 PM
It`s a sad day ;D
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Holden

#14
February 24, 2009, 11:56:06 PM
Thanks for getting Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy" stuck in my head. :P
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