She is off the market... :(

TiNi · February 25, 2009, 04:35:37 AM

oh brother... that guy can't even smile

Nitewaif · February 25, 2009, 12:13:52 PM

I love how the comments posted below the article veer into a debate about how his eyes are too close together and too small for his head.

Sinister · February 25, 2009, 12:18:56 PM

Though, to achieve balance, Meghan Fox is now single.

OverCaffeinated · February 26, 2009, 09:19:18 AM

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 25, 2009, 04:35:37 AM
oh brother... that guy can't even smile

What a jerk. I'd have the biggest shit eating grin on my face for the next ten years. Until, of coarse, I shit can her for someone younger, more beautiful, and speaks even less English.

ducducgooseme · February 26, 2009, 10:01:09 AM

Actually I would not only have a smile that hurt my face, I would wear a tshirt every day that said simply "neener neener, she's with me"

pennyrobber · February 26, 2009, 11:20:15 AM

Quote from: Sinister on February 25, 2009, 12:18:56 PM
Though, to achieve balance, Meghan Fox is now single.

I can now finally get around to dating Meghan Fox. I have been putting that off for way too long.

DucFanatic · February 26, 2009, 02:10:12 PM

imagine if their only form of communication is english

lauramonster · February 26, 2009, 02:22:50 PM

their communication is non-verbal. He looks at her boobs, and she likes the size of his...... wallet!!

ducducgooseme · February 27, 2009, 07:19:57 AM

but she is a high priced model...so it cant be money. maybe he gets it on like donkey kong? or reminds her of her father?

News:

She is off the market... :(