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DucatiBastard

#10035
August 14, 2008, 08:53:01 PM
This couple have been having sex in the dark for their entire marrige.  One night the wife turns on the light and her husband is wearing a strap-on dildo

She says "explain the dildo!"

He says,















"EXPLAIN THE KIDS!!"


i'm trying to get over 50 posts tonight....









Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

NAKID

#10036
August 14, 2008, 08:56:27 PM
yo
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

DucatiBastard

#10037
August 14, 2008, 09:00:20 PM
YES!!!!  JUNIOR MEMBER!!!!!
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

herm

#10038
August 14, 2008, 09:41:36 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 14, 2008, 07:14:13 PM
Finally went and saw The Dark Knight. Great movie, we all loved it...

saw it last night myself
good stuff
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

NAKID

#10039
August 14, 2008, 09:43:32 PM
I was a bit surpirsed they didn't take the Dent/TwoFace a little farther...
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

herm

#10040
August 14, 2008, 09:45:59 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 14, 2008, 09:43:32 PM
I was a bit surpirsed they didn't take the Dent/TwoFace a little farther...

yeh, i was expecting that to lead into the next installment.
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

NAKID

#10041
August 14, 2008, 09:46:48 PM
Same here
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Ash

#10042
August 14, 2008, 10:41:12 PM
whattup mufuggas

NAKID

#10043
August 14, 2008, 10:48:29 PM
How was the date..
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

krolik

#10044
August 14, 2008, 10:59:25 PM
 [popcorn]

[bacon]


[drink]

[thumbsup]
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Ash

#10045
August 14, 2008, 11:03:33 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 14, 2008, 10:48:29 PM
How was the date..

great man thanks for asking  :)

wasnt the first date tho...

here's to not make the beast with two backsing it up!   [beer]   [laugh]

Ash

#10046
August 14, 2008, 11:04:15 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 14, 2008, 09:43:32 PM
I was a bit surpirsed they didn't take the Dent/TwoFace a little farther...

i dont think he died...

NAKID

#10047
August 14, 2008, 11:12:12 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 14, 2008, 11:04:15 PM
i dont think he died...

They had a memorial for him....
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

krolik

#10048
August 14, 2008, 11:13:25 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 14, 2008, 11:12:12 PM
They had a memorial for him....

True 'dat!
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

ducpainter

#10049
August 15, 2008, 03:28:34 AM Last Edit: August 15, 2008, 03:30:29 AM by ducpainter
Quote from: Ash on August 14, 2008, 06:02:25 PM
pirellis?

they're pretty "pointy" aren't they?
Michelin Power race...PR C

Ohhh

morning   ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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