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lethe

#103095
January 23, 2012, 04:19:47 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 23, 2012, 04:12:28 AM
Car is ok btw. Must have been ice/snow pack in that one wheel.

:)
A friend told me about one of the many evil things he's done to people who have screwed him over, was that he once used a water fire extinguisher to put a decent amount of water inside someones tire via the valve stem in the middle of the winter. You could imagine what that must've rode like once it froze up.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#103096
January 23, 2012, 04:21:42 AM
Holy cow :o

Nice [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#103097
January 23, 2012, 04:24:16 AM
my favorite is that he was getting a hold of the boss's cane and once a week shaving a little bit off the bottom and then putting the rubber cap back on. Within a few months it became comical he says.
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Monsterlover

#103098
January 23, 2012, 04:32:24 AM
[laugh]

Also nice

[evil]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#103099
January 23, 2012, 04:33:22 AM
now I'll know who's responsible
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#103100
January 23, 2012, 04:37:30 AM
Morning, evening,
already at job site

laterz
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

The Bacon Junkie

#103101
January 23, 2012, 04:37:56 AM
Quick hi and bye...

I'm off to classes...  [thumbsup]



have a day.




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

lethe

#103102
January 23, 2012, 04:44:11 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 23, 2012, 04:33:22 AM
now I'll know who's responsible
if you wore suit jackets, I'd do the rubbing some battery acid into the arms of the chair so that you keep mysteriously wearing out the arms of your jacket
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#103103
January 23, 2012, 04:48:48 AM
Would that work?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#103104
January 23, 2012, 04:51:27 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 23, 2012, 04:48:48 AM
Would that work?
he said it did and I have no reason to doubt this guy
many things he says, people would think might be outlandish stories but are indeed true

witness for example...... (thing I find funniest here, is that he used to have hair  [cheeky] )

Honda Civic Snow Plow
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red baron

#103105
January 23, 2012, 06:04:08 AM
Crafty basterd indeed.   [laugh]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

MendoDave

#103106
January 23, 2012, 06:39:26 AM
Morning. Tomorrow will be 2 min 1 second longer than today.

The Bacon Junkie

#103107
January 23, 2012, 06:59:07 AM
If you thought people watching at WalMart was outrageous...

Try the cafeteria at your local Community College...  Wow.   [roll]

:P






[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

MendoDave

#103108
January 23, 2012, 07:04:18 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 23, 2012, 06:59:07 AM
If you thought people watching at WalMart was outrageous...

Try the cafeteria at your local Community College...  Wow.   [roll]

:P






[bacon]

I thought you were coming over for Bacon?  ;D

Well no time for that now. I have to make.



and the the


for a walk.

The Bacon Junkie

#103109
January 23, 2012, 07:11:54 AM
Quote from: D Paoli on January 23, 2012, 07:04:18 AM
I thought you were coming over for Bacon?  ;D


I was on my way out the door when I remembered that I live on the east coast now, and I had to get up early for my first day of classes...   ;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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