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Stella

#105420
March 06, 2012, 05:45:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 06, 2012, 05:15:39 PM
wHO REMEMBERS THE bil'S'''
That'll never happen again :'(

The question is who could FORGET the bil's cider.  

Is it better to never have had something and not know what you're missing or to have had but miss it?
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

#105421
March 06, 2012, 05:57:50 PM
A friend of mine sent this to me . . . It's good, not looking to anoy anyone ...

Happy Lent from Bubba

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came... to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you a Catholic. Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Ddan

#105422
March 07, 2012, 02:35:02 AM
Morning   [coffee]
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

TiNi

#105423
March 07, 2012, 02:37:46 AM
morning :)


[coffee]

DarkMonster620

#105424
March 07, 2012, 02:43:26 AM
morning
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DesmoDiva

#105425
March 07, 2012, 03:00:29 AM
 [coffee]
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

ducpainter

#105426
March 07, 2012, 03:19:11 AM
is it morning?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#105427
March 07, 2012, 03:38:15 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 07, 2012, 03:19:11 AM
is it morning?

so they say .. it still dark outside . . . here
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#105428
March 07, 2012, 03:40:16 AM
Quote from: Stella StayPuft on March 06, 2012, 05:45:17 PM
The question is who could FORGET the bil's cider.  

Is it better to never have had something and not know what you're missing or to have had but miss it?
I think in this particular case...

ignorance is bliss. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#105429
March 07, 2012, 03:52:18 AM
Am I awake?

My body seems to think so...   :P

My brain says no.






[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Stella

#105430
March 07, 2012, 05:08:51 AM
 [coffee]


That's all.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

LMT

#105431
March 07, 2012, 06:40:47 AM
 [coffee] and then more  [coffee] for me.

Stella

#105432
March 07, 2012, 08:31:20 AM
 :'( 


the coffee filter somehow folded over.
coffee filtered 2x
coffee no bueno

WHAT AM I TO DO?!?!?!?


:'(




;D
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

#105433
March 07, 2012, 08:40:52 AM
Quote from: Stella StayPuft on March 07, 2012, 08:31:20 AM
:'( 


the coffee filter somehow folded over.
coffee filtered 2x
coffee no bueno

WHAT AM I TO DO?!?!?!?


:'(




;D

you can do what I do, drink it !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

#105434
March 07, 2012, 08:40:55 AM
Coffee Doc to the white phone Stat!

I hate it when that happens.

In other coffee news, I am picking up an air popper to roast beans in.  I have a whirly pop for coffee roasting and want to try the popper method. I really want one of these. It is the Behmor 1600 drum roaster.




Quote from: Stella StayPuft on March 07, 2012, 08:31:20 AM
:'( 


the coffee filter somehow folded over.
coffee filtered 2x
coffee no bueno

WHAT AM I TO DO?!?!?!?


:'(




;D
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