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ducpainter

#108165
May 06, 2012, 02:28:37 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 06, 2012, 02:16:59 PM
Huh. I guess I set that trap then stepped right in it

[laugh]

I cleaned up the house, took out garbage, mowed the lawn and went for a couple moto rides.

950 is all set now. Dead fuel pump. I had them do a rear tire while they had it.

Probably a $500 bill :P  Ill pick it up Tuesday. 

Cheaper than payments though :D
I was so proud yesterday...

went out and started the mower...not a stumble...

started mowing...everything was perfect.

All of a sudden a racket ensued...

evidently a baseball sized rock got plowed onto the lawn this winter.

Bent both brand new blades and broke the blade spacer I put in when I put new blades in.

I don't like mowing anyway.  ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ducatamount

#108166
May 06, 2012, 02:51:01 PM
Way to put a good spin on it.I was mowing in a cloud of hungry black flies today.
half fast

lethe

#108167
May 06, 2012, 02:53:59 PM
Quote from: Ducatamount on May 06, 2012, 02:51:01 PM
Way to put a good spin on it.I was mowing in a cloud of hungry black flies today.
Like the insect bitten version of Pigpen from the Peanuts  [laugh]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#108168
May 06, 2012, 02:56:21 PM Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 03:16:44 PM by ducpainter
Quote from: Ducatamount on May 06, 2012, 02:51:01 PM
Way to put a good spin on it.I was mowing in a cloud of hungry black flies today.
I could get upset. It's way easier to just laugh it off.

I bought this tractor for $100 and I don't think I've put $100 into it.

It just seems to break or quit most times I go to use it.  [laugh]

I asked my wife if she thought it would go any better with a new one. She told me that the neighbor and she used to bet whether I or the neighbor ladies husband would break something that day.  [laugh]

They're pretty thick over this way too.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#108169
May 06, 2012, 03:15:45 PM
I just scaled up a drink recipe.

I made it with a measuring cup

:D
[evil]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

#108170
May 06, 2012, 03:34:56 PM
What?

No bucket?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#108171
May 06, 2012, 03:50:31 PM
I work with what's on hand.

Adapt and overcome, right?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

NAKID

#108172
May 06, 2012, 04:29:09 PM
Morning.

Awesome Cinco de Mayo party this weekend. Anyone else?
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

ducpainter

#108173
May 06, 2012, 04:32:25 PM
Quote from: NAKID on May 06, 2012, 04:29:09 PM
Morning.

Awesome Cinco de Mayo party this weekend. Anyone else?
I had a couple extra last night.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#108174
May 06, 2012, 04:39:30 PM
I'm making up for it now :)
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Ddan

#108175
May 06, 2012, 04:39:57 PM
Quote from: NAKID on May 06, 2012, 04:29:09 PM
Morning.

Awesome Cinco de Mayo party this weekend. Anyone else?
I stayed up til 10   ;D
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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Monsterlover

#108176
May 06, 2012, 04:41:53 PM
Quote from: Dan on May 06, 2012, 04:39:57 PM
I stayed up til 10   ;D

Hooligan
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#108177
May 06, 2012, 04:42:54 PM
I ate a few mouthfuls of dirt
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#108178
May 06, 2012, 04:44:55 PM
Tasty
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#108179
May 06, 2012, 04:45:11 PM
Quote from: lethe on May 06, 2012, 04:42:54 PM
I ate a few mouthfuls of dirt
Zip did too. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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