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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Slide Panda

#109140
May 22, 2012, 09:41:44 AM
Exactly

Or how about a taser end. That would be fun
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Monsterlover

#109141
May 22, 2012, 09:42:55 AM
Those are called cattle prods.

Certainly we could fit one into a cane for you.

That'll get those kids off your lawn once and for all [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#109142
May 22, 2012, 09:50:58 AM
when i first started walking again I was looking at all sorts of canes. I found a billet Ti one that was something like $1500. if they put a led flashlight in the handle the price went up.


i like the idea of a taser better.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

zooom

#109143
May 22, 2012, 09:53:32 AM
the taser option only works if you don't know how to use a cane though....I have seen some really good tactics using a cane without much issue....
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

KnightofNi

#109144
May 22, 2012, 09:56:29 AM
Quote from: zooom on May 22, 2012, 09:53:32 AM
the taser option only works if you don't know how to use a cane though....I have seen some really good tactics using a cane without much issue....

my friends all knew why i was so excited to get a cane. they were relieved when i got a folding one so i wouldn't beat people with it.

though the taser option could be good for if they are close in and you cna't move very well to begin with.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Slide Panda

#109145
May 22, 2012, 09:58:46 AM
Quote from: zooom on May 22, 2012, 09:53:32 AM
the taser option only works if you don't know how to use a cane though....I have seen some really good tactics using a cane without much issue....

Oh I know some stick stuff, don't you worry. But an electric stick... = moar bettezs!
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

ducpainter

#109146
May 22, 2012, 03:25:32 PM
evening

the Focus is back at the shop for a sticker.  [thumbsup]

That experience left a whole shit ton to be desired. [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Stella

#109147
May 22, 2012, 04:45:10 PM
 :P


Sorry to hear DP.


Crack that stress remedy open and pour away.     ;)


"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#109148
May 22, 2012, 05:42:16 PM
Quote from: Stella on May 22, 2012, 04:45:10 PM
:P


Sorry to hear DP.


Crack that stress remedy open and pour away.     ;)



On it
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#109149
May 22, 2012, 05:45:14 PM
evening
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#109150
May 22, 2012, 06:18:57 PM
almost late
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#109151
May 22, 2012, 06:20:45 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 22, 2012, 06:18:57 PM
almost late
soon it will be almost early
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Stella

#109152
May 22, 2012, 08:30:05 PM
Whilst out getting some things done tonight, I get two texts from Randimus:

1.  There was a clip's round of gunfire down the street.
2.  We need cornstarch


Such is life living in the family neighborhood.      [roll]


In other news, I lost about 6 pounds tonight.  Of hair. 
And it was 94 today and I saw a guy pushing his Monster uphill.  Called Randimus to go help him out.

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Stella

#109153
May 22, 2012, 09:07:05 PM
Should have taken a picture of the floor around the chair. The scissor master nearly wiped out in it too.



;D
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

LMT

#109154
May 22, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
Quote from: Stella on May 22, 2012, 08:30:05 PM

In other news, I lost about 6 pounds tonight.  Of hair. 


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