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ducpainter

#112305
August 01, 2012, 06:38:21 PM
evening
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#112306
August 01, 2012, 06:49:13 PM
What's crackin, painter?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

RAT900

#112307
August 02, 2012, 12:36:43 AM
work went insane two weeks ago...20 hour days x 7 a week....hi/bye.....more coffee
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

#112308
August 02, 2012, 02:53:59 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#112309
August 02, 2012, 03:01:44 AM
mmmm coffee!  [coffee] ;D

ducpainter

#112310
August 02, 2012, 03:29:03 AM
is your car fixed yet?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#112311
August 02, 2012, 03:45:13 AM
morn
my work is pretty nuts now too
technically I was working from 6am-10pm yesterday although much of the day I spent pacing back and forth in the room yelling and complaining although no one was here to hear it besides the dog
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

DarkMonster620

#112312
August 02, 2012, 05:01:51 AM
morning . . . [coffee] + [bacon] sandwich with velveeta cheese . . .

afternoong. . . [beer] [thumbsup]

evening . . . [drink]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

#112313
August 02, 2012, 06:47:42 AM
My work exploded yesterday too. The state of WA Dept of Licensing stopped MC testing - written and skills test are now done by the business that teach the classes. People had appointments at the dmv yesterday to test, had paid for it, and were told " sorry, we don't do that anymore". We knew it was coming, but they handed the testing over 2 months early to save $$. Our web site was not ready. 5 of us took about 100 calls in an hour. This is going to help increase our bottom line.

The phone calls were  fun! We all got yelled at, cussed at and hung up on. Vincent, our new (and not very good) receptionist was told "suck my monkey" by a caller.

MendoDave

#112314
August 02, 2012, 07:07:03 AM
That's gonna make a flap in the news.

KnightofNi

#112315
August 02, 2012, 07:09:40 AM
so someone has a monkey and they are just going to let a stranger suck on it?

that's just not right. treat your monkey with care and it will give you years of service


Also

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DucMouse the Mighty

#112316
August 02, 2012, 07:27:28 AM
I'm in such a hurry I never stop to think and spell things correctly...

ya it's on of those kinds of morning  [coffee]

Good Morning y'all
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

DarkMonster620

#112317
August 02, 2012, 07:34:10 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 02, 2012, 06:47:42 AM
My work exploded yesterday too. The state of WA Dept of Licensing stopped MC testing - written and skills test are now done by the business that teach the classes. People had appointments at the dmv yesterday to test, had paid for it, and were told " sorry, we don't do that anymore". We knew it was coming, but they handed the testing over 2 months early to save $$. Our web site was not ready. 5 of us took about 100 calls in an hour. This is going to help increase our bottom line.

The phone calls were  fun! We all got yelled at, cussed at and hung up on. Vincent, our new (and not very good) receptionist was told "suck my monkey" by a caller.

Here it has been done by a private Salvadorian company for almost 12? years . . . everytime I need to renew, they never find my 1986 record that states that I am authorized to ride a motorcycle . . ,plus it cost me $80.00 every 4 years
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DucMouse the Mighty

#112318
August 02, 2012, 07:36:46 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 02, 2012, 06:47:42 AM
My work exploded yesterday too. The state of WA Dept of Licensing stopped MC testing - written and skills test are now done by the business that teach the classes. People had appointments at the dmv yesterday to test, had paid for it, and were told " sorry, we don't do that anymore". We knew it was coming, but they handed the testing over 2 months early to save $$. Our web site was not ready. 5 of us took about 100 calls in an hour. This is going to help increase our bottom line.

The phone calls were  fun! We all got yelled at, cussed at and hung up on. Vincent, our new (and not very good) receptionist was told "suck my monkey" by a caller.

WOW! "suck my monkey" is one I havent heard in a long time....
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

teddy037.3

#112319
August 02, 2012, 09:00:50 AM
Quote from: DucMouse the Sytaxor on August 02, 2012, 07:36:46 AM
WOW! "suck my monkey" is one I havent heard in a long time....

I do believe this is the first I've heard that.

but then, my brain is not what it used to be
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