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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7712576 times)
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« Reply #112305 on: August 01, 2012, 05:38:21 PM »
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« Reply #112306 on: August 01, 2012, 05:49:13 PM »
What's crackin, painter?
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« Reply #112307 on: August 01, 2012, 11:36:43 PM »
work went insane two weeks ago...20 hour days x 7 a week....hi/bye.....more coffee
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« Reply #112308 on: August 02, 2012, 01:53:59 AM »
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
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    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
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« Reply #112309 on: August 02, 2012, 02:01:44 AM »
mmmm coffee!  coffee Grin
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« Reply #112310 on: August 02, 2012, 02:29:03 AM »
is your car fixed yet?
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
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« Reply #112311 on: August 02, 2012, 02:45:13 AM »
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my work is pretty nuts now too
technically I was working from 6am-10pm yesterday although much of the day I spent pacing back and forth in the room yelling and complaining although no one was here to hear it besides the dog
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« Reply #112312 on: August 02, 2012, 04:01:51 AM »
morning . . . coffee + bacon sandwich with velveeta cheese . . .

afternoong. . . chug waytogo

evening . . . drink
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #112313 on: August 02, 2012, 05:47:42 AM »
My work exploded yesterday too. The state of WA Dept of Licensing stopped MC testing - written and skills test are now done by the business that teach the classes. People had appointments at the dmv yesterday to test, had paid for it, and were told " sorry, we don't do that anymore". We knew it was coming, but they handed the testing over 2 months early to save $$. Our web site was not ready. 5 of us took about 100 calls in an hour. This is going to help increase our bottom line.

The phone calls were  fun! We all got yelled at, cussed at and hung up on. Vincent, our new (and not very good) receptionist was told "suck my monkey" by a caller.
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« Reply #112314 on: August 02, 2012, 06:07:03 AM »
That's gonna make a flap in the news.
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« Reply #112315 on: August 02, 2012, 06:09:40 AM »
so someone has a monkey and they are just going to let a stranger suck on it?

that's just not right. treat your monkey with care and it will give you years of service


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« Reply #112316 on: August 02, 2012, 06:27:28 AM »
I'm in such a hurry I never stop to think and spell things correctly...

ya it's on of those kinds of morning  coffee

Good Morning y'all
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #112317 on: August 02, 2012, 06:34:10 AM »
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 02, 2012, 05:47:42 AM
My work exploded yesterday too. The state of WA Dept of Licensing stopped MC testing - written and skills test are now done by the business that teach the classes. People had appointments at the dmv yesterday to test, had paid for it, and were told " sorry, we don't do that anymore". We knew it was coming, but they handed the testing over 2 months early to save $$. Our web site was not ready. 5 of us took about 100 calls in an hour. This is going to help increase our bottom line.

The phone calls were  fun! We all got yelled at, cussed at and hung up on. Vincent, our new (and not very good) receptionist was told "suck my monkey" by a caller.

Here it has been done by a private Salvadorian company for almost 12? years . . . everytime I need to renew, they never find my 1986 record that states that I am authorized to ride a motorcycle . . ,plus it cost me $80.00 every 4 years
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #112318 on: August 02, 2012, 06:36:46 AM »
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 02, 2012, 05:47:42 AM
My work exploded yesterday too. The state of WA Dept of Licensing stopped MC testing - written and skills test are now done by the business that teach the classes. People had appointments at the dmv yesterday to test, had paid for it, and were told " sorry, we don't do that anymore". We knew it was coming, but they handed the testing over 2 months early to save $$. Our web site was not ready. 5 of us took about 100 calls in an hour. This is going to help increase our bottom line.

The phone calls were  fun! We all got yelled at, cussed at and hung up on. Vincent, our new (and not very good) receptionist was told "suck my monkey" by a caller.

WOW! "suck my monkey" is one I havent heard in a long time....
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #112319 on: August 02, 2012, 08:00:50 AM »
Quote from: DucMouse the Sytaxor on August 02, 2012, 06:36:46 AM
WOW! "suck my monkey" is one I havent heard in a long time....

I do believe this is the first I've heard that.

but then, my brain is not what it used to be
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