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ungeheuer

#113895
September 13, 2012, 11:45:44 PM Last Edit: September 14, 2012, 02:11:29 AM by ungeheuer
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 13, 2012, 11:37:40 AM
Lol, He owns his own mine?

That's awesome
It is awesome.












Awesomely inaccurate  [laugh].

Y'know I kinda thought this stuff was obvious.  But allow me to explain a little economics for y'z all:  

Its a salt mine.  

By definition I cannot own it.  I am a slave to it.  Forced by my oppressors into its labourious toil in order to eke out my meagre existence.

If I owned the mine, it would be a... gold mine      .

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ungeheuer

#113896
September 13, 2012, 11:54:37 PM
....but enough of all that, for I have been set free from the gulag for another week  [thumbsup].

Its
FRIDAY
and its
BEER O'CLOCK

[beer] [beer] [beer]
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TiNi

#113897
September 14, 2012, 02:33:25 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 13, 2012, 02:29:42 PM
I'd be at the bar... ;D

funny you would say that...
i had an espresso vodka on the rocks with the owner  ;D

morning dmfers

it's finally FRiDaY!!!  ;D

ducpainter

#113898
September 14, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
morning...

FKP just left for the track...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Oldfisti

#113899
September 14, 2012, 04:22:49 AM
Ning everyone!

Off to scrub the toilets, then paint a garage.

Have a day

:)
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ducpainter

#113900
September 14, 2012, 04:27:06 AM
Quote from: alfisti on September 14, 2012, 04:22:49 AM
Ning everyone!

Off to scrub the toilets, then paint a garage.

Have a day

:)
Nice...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#113901
September 14, 2012, 04:46:07 AM
Quote from: TiNi on September 14, 2012, 02:33:25 AM
funny you would say that...
i had an espresso vodka on the rocks with the owner  ;D

morning dmfers

it's finally FRiDaY!!!  ;D

I thought you and he fell out of like a long time ago?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#113902
September 14, 2012, 04:48:14 AM
99.9% of people when surveyed reported that they'd rather be FKP than alfisti
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ducpainter

#113903
September 14, 2012, 04:56:17 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 14, 2012, 04:48:14 AM
99.9% of people when surveyed reported that they'd rather be FKP than alfisti
That'd be one o' them 'no-brainers'...

eh? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#113904
September 14, 2012, 05:13:57 AM
Pointing out the obvious seems to be my thing today  ;D
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ducpainter

#113905
September 14, 2012, 05:15:47 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 14, 2012, 05:13:57 AM
Pointing out the obvious seems to be my thing today  ;D
It's one of those things that's difficult to screw up. :P

I take every opportunity myself. [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#113906
September 14, 2012, 05:16:07 AM
morning . . . yup, overslept again . . . don't like this, 2x this week . . .

evening . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Stella

#113907
September 14, 2012, 05:45:41 AM
Guten morgan meine Motorrad freunde!

Es ist fast Zeit für oktoberfest!


Einen ____ Tag.

[coffee]  und   [beer]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#113908
September 14, 2012, 05:50:19 AM
wie ist es?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#113909
September 14, 2012, 05:56:53 AM
Morgen Stella,

at the risk of stating the bleeding obvious yet again....

wann nur September bist, ist es keine Oktoberfest  ;D

aber scheiss egal  [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer]
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