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Stella

#120315
December 30, 2012, 08:53:49 AM
Speaking of coke. Did i ever tell my coke story?  No? Not lately?  Here's the readers digest version:

My friend and I were 18 (this is several decades ago at this point). It was winter. We stumbled upon a cheap 2 week trip to Honolulu.  Walking back to hotel from dinner/bar one night some older guys on a bar patio near the sidewalk we were strolling down, asked if we wanted to join them.

Nice sheltered girls from the Midwest that we were, we try to subtly elbow each other as as if to say "not a good idea" but get talked into sitting down with them. 

Usual niceties, then one prowler asks me "you want some coke?"

Me:  no thanks, I don't drink pop.

Him:  no, do you want coke.

Me:  no, I don't drink pop.


Friend kicks me under the table and we leave.

;D

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

MendoDave

#120316
December 30, 2012, 09:19:02 AM Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 09:26:45 AM by Mendo Dave
Quote from: Stella on December 30, 2012, 08:53:49 AM
Speaking of coke. Did i ever tell my coke story?  No? Not lately?  Here's the readers digest version:

My friend and I were 18 (this is several decades ago at this point). It was winter. We stumbled upon a cheap 2 week trip to Honolulu.  Walking back to hotel from dinner/bar one night some older guys on a bar patio near the sidewalk we were strolling down, asked if we wanted to join them.

Nice sheltered girls from the Midwest that we were, we try to subtly elbow each other as as if to say "not a good idea" but get talked into sitting down with them.  

Usual niceties, then one prowler asks me "you want some coke?"

Me:  no thanks, I don't drink pop.

Him:  no, do you want coke.

Me:  no, I don't drink pop.


Friend kicks me under the table and we leave.

;D



Good exit  [thumbsup]



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Bick

#120317
December 30, 2012, 09:22:02 AM
But yet, once again, Stella proves that girls suck at math.  ;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#120318
December 30, 2012, 11:04:48 AM
afternoon from sunny, humid Panama . . .32°C/89°F . . .humidity is about 80% .. ..

my coffee, about 7/8 of coffee in the cup and about 1/64 cream, just to colour it a little
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

brimo

#120319
December 30, 2012, 12:17:16 PM
Good Morning, coffee in hand, off to work shortly, yay!  :'(
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

MendoDave

#120320
December 30, 2012, 12:20:11 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on December 30, 2012, 11:04:48 AM
afternoon from sunny, humid Panama . . .32°C/89°F . . .humidity is about 80% .. ..

my coffee, about 7/8 of coffee in the cup and about 1/64 cream, just to colour it a little

And what makes up the remaining 3/64 in you coffee?

Bick

#120321
December 30, 2012, 01:03:58 PM
Enjoying a Turkey [bacon] (does it really need to be said that those are two different ingredients) sandwich.

One dog (voluntarily) in his cage.  The other laying in front of said cage, blocking door shut, hoping for crumbs to fall.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

lethe

#120322
December 30, 2012, 01:06:28 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on December 30, 2012, 12:20:11 PM
And what makes up the remaining 3/64 in you coffee?
beaks, feet and other animal byproduct fillers
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Monsterlover

#120323
December 30, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
Quote from: lethe on December 30, 2012, 01:06:28 PM
beaks, feet and other animal byproduct fillers

The stuff the glue factory rejects?
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lethe

#120324
December 30, 2012, 01:12:19 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 30, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
The stuff the glue factory rejects?
the fools! It gives such nice texture to your morning joe


On a side note..
My wife is watching TV and who knows what they really said but she heard "Fried Beaver" and was just going off about fried beavers.  [laugh]
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Bick

#120325
December 30, 2012, 01:14:36 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on December 30, 2012, 12:20:11 PM
And what makes up the remaining 3/64 in you coffee?

Hate, or maybe <very little> whiskey.

(maybe not completely appropriate for some workplaces or for small children)
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#120326
December 30, 2012, 01:20:43 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on December 30, 2012, 12:20:11 PM
And what makes up the remaining 3/64 in you coffee?

I only use the 7/8 as a full 8/8, so that I don't spill any when walking towards where ever I am walking to . . . to the 7/8 of the useful 8/8 is coffee and just a a dash o milk to "paint it a brown-gold colour"
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#120327
December 30, 2012, 01:22:18 PM
friggin' cold...

17 deg with a wind chill of 2.
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Bick

#120328
December 30, 2012, 01:25:36 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 30, 2012, 01:22:18 PM
friggin' cold...

17 deg with a wind chill of 2.

???

41 and sunny.

Time to take the dogs to the <park>
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

lethe

#120329
December 30, 2012, 01:25:56 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 30, 2012, 01:22:18 PM
friggin' cold...

17 deg with a wind chill of 2.
comparatively tropical here at 25 with a wind chill of 12  [thumbsup]
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'05 KTM SMC 625
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