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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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MendoDave

#123870
February 27, 2013, 06:16:41 PM
I wanted to work with planes so i was talking to the airforce. They didnt like my driving record so they recommended the Navy. I was like, they have planes?
I figured the ARMY was guys with guns same with the Corps...

If i would have known then what I know now I would have done many things in life different.

Randimus Maximus

#123871
February 27, 2013, 06:56:24 PM
There's no place like home, there's no place like home.  [drink]

DarkMonster620

#123872
February 27, 2013, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 27, 2013, 06:56:24 PM
There's no place like home, there's no place like home.  [drink]

where are you now?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Randimus Maximus

#123873
February 27, 2013, 07:25:48 PM
Where I'm supposed to be.  ;)

Oldfisti

#123874
February 27, 2013, 08:11:09 PM
NingEve

Up from my slumber.  I might fix me something to sip on and catch up on some DMF.  We just got us some interwebs installed at the new place here.  It's nice to be connected to the outside world again.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

LMT

#123875
February 27, 2013, 08:37:14 PM
Hanging out at home. Lucy is being a pill. Somehow she got in her little doggy head that I am one of her play toys.

Now she is zipping around like a whirling dervish [laugh]

Off for my spa (half) day in the morning. Dinner with the ex-in laws later.

brimo

#123876
February 27, 2013, 10:22:03 PM
Evening... icy cold pear cider, cheers  [drink] [beer]
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

KnightofNi

#123877
February 27, 2013, 10:37:40 PM
if i didn't need a bigger kick in the pants.

i got back from cali just now and went to give my friend her travel mug back. once again, i get home from vacation and my shit is missing. when i confronted my roomate about it she started screaming at me. i was trying to rtemain calm but i snapped and yelled back as i was telling her i'll talk about it in the morning, she called me a nut and told me to get out of her house.

guess i get to pack everything that hasn't been stolen back up.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ungeheuer

#123878
February 28, 2013, 03:26:22 AM
Evening. 

He said.

Talking to himself.

Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

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ducpainter

#123879
February 28, 2013, 03:32:51 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on February 28, 2013, 03:26:22 AM
Evening. 

He said.

Talking to himself.


Getting any good answers?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#123880
February 28, 2013, 03:36:56 AM
... well look at that.

There is TOSAT life after all.

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ducpainter

#123881
February 28, 2013, 03:37:46 AM
Life in the fast lane... ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#123882
February 28, 2013, 03:47:24 AM
.... sounds exciting, but its overrated  8)

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ducpainter

#123883
February 28, 2013, 04:10:12 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on February 28, 2013, 03:47:24 AM
.... sounds exciting, but its overrated  8)


Life...

or the fast lane? :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#123884
February 28, 2013, 04:18:00 AM
Life is way better than all the alternatives  ;D

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