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« Reply #127230 on: April 29, 2013, 04:21:50 PM »

breaking up is hard to do. especially when you get to sit and listen to them list the reasons you have proven over the last 2 years that you are a worthless asshole for 2 hours.

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« Reply #127231 on: April 29, 2013, 04:24:18 PM »

breaking up is hard to do. especially when you get to sit and listen to them list the reasons you have proven over the last 2 years that you are a worthless asshole for 2 hours.


Soooo...

you feeling like the Lone Ranger?
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« Reply #127232 on: April 29, 2013, 04:26:47 PM »

breaking up is hard to do. especially when you get to sit and listen to them list the reasons you have proven over the last 2 years that you are a worthless asshole for 2 hours.


try being married
you get to hear it every day for the rest of your life  laughingdp
We've been together so long I finish the insults about me
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« Reply #127233 on: April 29, 2013, 04:36:46 PM »

Soooo...

you feeling like the Lone Ranger?

i don't want to wear a mask
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #127234 on: April 29, 2013, 04:38:45 PM »

i don't want to wear a mask
then you're Tonto?
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« Reply #127235 on: April 29, 2013, 04:51:09 PM »

Welcome to tomorrow morning.

try being married
you get to hear it every day for the rest of your life  laughingdp
We've been together so long I finish the insults about me
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« Reply #127236 on: April 29, 2013, 04:51:53 PM »

then you're Tonto?

no capitalization needed. just tonto

and yes, i am pretty stupid sometimes.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #127237 on: April 29, 2013, 04:52:32 PM »

good tomorrow morning . . .

now, I found this to be a good read,
http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2013/kevin+schwantz+versus+alberto+puig
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« Reply #127238 on: April 29, 2013, 05:07:22 PM »

no capitalization needed. just tonto

and yes, i am pretty stupid sometimes.
Don't compromise your integrity.

Be a guy...

and be stoopit all the time. waytogo
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« Reply #127239 on: April 29, 2013, 05:10:09 PM »

breaking up is hard to do. especially when you get to sit and listen to them list the reasons you have proven over the last 2 years that you are a worthless asshole for 2 hours.



Mine just up and left. She still has not really said why. I would take two hours of hearing how I make the beast with two backsed it all up. It could not be any worse than what my brain comes up with daily at about 0400.
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« Reply #127240 on: April 29, 2013, 05:20:08 PM »

try being married
you get to hear it every day for the rest of your life  laughingdp
We've been together so long I finish the insults about me

And thats why i say no more women for me. If Joy died or left or something. I think I would get the motorcycle out and just hit the road. Sleep on couches and in tents
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« Reply #127241 on: April 29, 2013, 06:14:44 PM »

Don't compromise your integrity.

Be a guy...

and be stoopit all the time. waytogo

That's right all or nothing. Go big or

Well, just go big. There is no "or" in my book   
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« Reply #127242 on: April 29, 2013, 06:15:02 PM »

I am very concerned about the welfare of that worm that the Robin is keeping in its belly.
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« Reply #127243 on: April 29, 2013, 06:24:15 PM »

We should all eat a worm in solidarity. A tequila worm!  Except I do not drink tequila.
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« Reply #127244 on: April 29, 2013, 06:39:01 PM »

I have to side with the robin in this one.

The worm knew the risks of going topside during the day.
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