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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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#129300
June 14, 2013, 07:45:42 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 14, 2013, 07:40:07 PM
Is it legal to shoot solicitors?

If you have a sign on the door?

And you've asked them to leave the area twice?

Or should I just let the dogs loose on them?

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!! [evil]

You know, if he happens to be in your house, and you feel you or your loved ones are in danger the Make My Day law applies...
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

rgramjet

#129301
June 14, 2013, 07:49:13 PM
Quote from: Bick on June 14, 2013, 07:34:44 PM
I guess that means my work week is Saturday - Friday.

Working tomorrow... Yeah, I'm going to have to have myself go ahead and come in on Sunday too.

You have an amazing job.  I have a question.  So you're flying a copter, and the clams casino you had last night as an appetizer start "talking to you", not in a good way.  What is the procedure?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Bick

#129302
June 14, 2013, 07:56:04 PM Last Edit: June 14, 2013, 08:32:20 PM by Bick
What is their planned escape route?

If they are trying to go out the way they came in, hang out the door.

If they are making for the back door, there is always a clearing and one can never get enough auto rotation practice. ;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#129303
June 14, 2013, 07:57:48 PM
Going to start a column...

Bick's Bad Advice Blog. [evil]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ungeheuer

#129304
June 14, 2013, 11:46:35 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 14, 2013, 07:40:07 PM
Is it legal to shoot solicitors?
I dont think so....

but it would make life (for the rest of us) much less tedious  [evil]





We could make exceptions for Statler and Ducatiz... whaddya think?  ;)
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ducpainter

#129305
June 15, 2013, 03:17:14 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#129306
June 15, 2013, 03:36:49 AM
Evening.

How they hangin' today?
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#129307
June 15, 2013, 03:39:21 AM
Haven't heard that one in a dogs age... ;D

Pretty good.

5 ducks. The last 2 seem to be having some difficulty. :-\
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#129308
June 15, 2013, 03:47:14 AM
...many offspring in one production run.. its nature's way of dealing with a high attrition rate..  :-\

Hopefully the lil' quackers hang in there and come good [thumbsup]

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ducpainter

#129309
June 15, 2013, 04:03:33 AM
watching these guys hatch puts a certain perspective on just how difficult it is to be born.

Time will tell.

What's going on this evening in your world?

Do you crazy Aussies do father's day?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#129310
June 15, 2013, 04:18:21 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 15, 2013, 04:03:33 AM
watching these guys hatch puts a certain perspective on just how difficult it is to be born.

Time will tell.

What's going on this evening in your world?

Do you crazy Aussies do father's day?
Just kickin' back drinking black tea...  its cold outside... fire is blazing indoors... Mrs Ung is strummin' her stuff...  SJ and Youngerheuer are watching footy.  A quiet one.

Father's Day?  Of course we do!  In October, naturally  ;D.

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ducpainter

#129311
June 15, 2013, 04:41:22 AM
Crazy Aussies...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#129312
June 15, 2013, 04:52:26 AM
... when is a Yankie Daddy dandy?
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#129313
June 15, 2013, 04:57:33 AM
tomorrow.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#129314
June 15, 2013, 05:41:14 AM
morning!!! it finally stopped raining!!!!

any news on the 2 remaining ducklings nate?
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