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ducpainter

#169590
May 16, 2015, 07:08:13 AM
A phone with big buttons.

You still have chooks ung?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#169591
May 16, 2015, 07:08:42 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 16, 2015, 07:04:51 AM
On, webistes is Cralso fro websites.

He needs smaller thumbs.  Or a qwerty keyboard.
smaller thumbs . . .
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I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
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ungeheuer

#169592
May 16, 2015, 07:18:18 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2015, 07:08:13 AM
You still have chooks ung?
The chook shed has been vacant since the last fox attack.

I Subaru'd to death one of the murderer's relatives a little while back.  Been a while since I got one.  They think I'll forget.

The German was in the car at the time.  He was horrified.  I refrained from pointing out worse horrors.
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ducpainter

#169593
May 16, 2015, 07:21:37 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 16, 2015, 07:18:18 AM
The chook shed has been vacant since the last fox attack.

I Subaru'd to death one of the murderer's relatives a little while back.  Been a while since I got one.  They think I'll forget.

The German was in the car at the time.  He was horrified.  I refrained from pointing out worse horrors.
You'll get your fill of fresh eggs here.

7-9 every day.

He was there to broaden his cultural horizons...no? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#169594
May 16, 2015, 07:27:08 AM
Cook eggs or duck eggs Nate?
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ducpainter

#169595
May 16, 2015, 07:38:30 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 16, 2015, 07:27:08 AM
Cook eggs or duck eggs Nate?
Cooked duck eggs...

unless you prefer yours raw. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#169596
May 16, 2015, 07:43:30 AM
Calros typed that for me  [cheeky]
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ducpainter

#169597
May 16, 2015, 07:46:15 AM
I figured.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#169598
May 16, 2015, 07:52:30 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2015, 07:21:37 AM
You'll get your fill of fresh eggs here.

7-9 every day.
what did you feed DarkMonster620 after his first daily breakfast?
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MendoDave

#169599
May 16, 2015, 07:54:56 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2015, 06:22:13 AM
I'm invisible

;D

Ive been like that after too much to drink.

ducpainter

#169600
May 16, 2015, 07:56:06 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 16, 2015, 07:52:30 AM
what did you feed DarkMonster620 after his first daily breakfast?
Pretty sure he felt like his throat was slit while he was here.

I don't recall eating more than 3x a day...

which is once more than we usually eat.

I'm pretty sure he had his eyes, maybe his hands, on Zeke's food/snacks though.

Zeke showed him no mercy for his transgressions.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#169601
May 16, 2015, 07:59:57 AM
 [laugh] [thumbsup]
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ducpainter

#169602
May 16, 2015, 08:06:45 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 16, 2015, 07:59:57 AM
[laugh] [thumbsup]
Zeke goes through stages.

There are times when he eats constantly...literally.

He usually shows up a few days later with pants that are suddenly too short or won't button...

and he isn't fat.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#169603
May 16, 2015, 08:10:05 AM
Kids'll do that.
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ducpainter

#169604
May 16, 2015, 08:12:19 AM
So we've discovered.

He's somewhat of a late bloomer.

He was so little for so long.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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