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#180885
March 16, 2016, 05:51:32 AM
MoreNing. [coffee]

Quote from: Needle99 on March 16, 2016, 04:09:55 AM
Whisky Wednesday [shot]

This is deserving of pom poms!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Duck-Stew

#180886
March 16, 2016, 06:48:48 AM
Morning.  About to make the dreaded switch from the coffee shop brew I pick up on the way into work -over to- the Folgers crap I get at work.  You never really adjust to that moment let me tell you...

Whiskey Wednesday?  I can get with that.  Got some Woodford at home that's been calling since the weekend...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

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#180887
March 16, 2016, 07:07:53 AM
Hey Stu!

Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 16, 2016, 06:48:48 AM
Morning.  About to make the dreaded switch from the coffee shop brew I pick up on the way into work -over to- the Folgers crap I get at work.  You never really adjust to that moment let me tell you...

This?

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/41682c2c-a701-4cf9-a288-5cf430ae7228
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#180888
March 16, 2016, 08:29:11 AM
I've always had control of the coffee I am drinking . . . at work or home . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Duck-Stew

#180889
March 16, 2016, 09:00:43 AM
Quote from: King of Ning on March 16, 2016, 07:07:53 AM
This?
https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/41682c2c-a701-4cf9-a288-5cf430ae7228

Pretty much. 

Quote from: DarkMonster620 on March 16, 2016, 08:29:11 AM
I've always had control of the coffee I am drinking . . . at work or home . . .

Lucky You! (insert jealousy here)

Oh and in a moment of "I should've seen this coming":  *ALL* the caffeine hit me at once.  I feel like I'm levitating.  It's uncomfortable.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Popeye the Sailor

#180890
March 16, 2016, 09:20:23 AM
Have a beer to calm yourself down a little
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Duck-Stew

#180891
March 16, 2016, 09:36:04 AM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on March 16, 2016, 09:20:23 AM
Have a beer to calm yourself down a little

I would, but I'm trying to manage 3 departments at a company where (apparently) we herd cats. 
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

DarkMonster620

#180892
March 16, 2016, 10:21:27 AM
can you see the noises yet?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

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#180893
March 16, 2016, 10:39:22 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 16, 2016, 09:00:43 AM
Pretty much. 

Lucky You! (insert jealousy here)

Oh and in a moment of "I should've seen this coming":  *ALL* the caffeine hit me at once.  I feel like I'm levitating.  It's uncomfortable.

To throw some perspective at you...

Most would prefer to be levitating than to auger in.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Popeye the Sailor

#180894
March 16, 2016, 11:25:16 AM
Quote from: King of Ning on March 16, 2016, 10:39:22 AM
To throw some perspective at you...

Most would prefer to be levitating than to auger in.

Pfft-I hate heights.

Lemme down, now.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Duck-Stew

#180895
March 16, 2016, 11:46:57 AM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on March 16, 2016, 10:21:27 AM
can you see the noises yet?

I could!  But now, 60+ ounces of water later...  I've quit levitating.  Thank goodness.

Quote from: King of Ning on March 16, 2016, 10:39:22 AM
To throw some perspective at you...

Most would prefer to be levitating than to auger in.

I'm sure!
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Popeye the Sailor

#180896
March 16, 2016, 04:26:07 PM
There is poop smeared on the wall.  [thumbsdown]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

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#180897
March 16, 2016, 04:29:33 PM
To bright outside, but the clock on the club house wall says it's EverNing.

And...

It's Whiskey Wednesday! [shot]

Quote from: Satellite smithy on March 16, 2016, 04:26:07 PM
There is poop smeared on the wall.  [thumbsdown]

That is where most of it ends up after it hits the fan.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

MendoDave

#180898
March 16, 2016, 04:34:50 PM Last Edit: March 16, 2016, 04:37:49 PM by Someone
About 6 months ago I sold an Old Dell Laptop running Linux Mint for $30 on Craigslist. The buyers were an older couple that just wanted to do some Word Processing. They seemed almost computer illiterate. The machine ran fine, but the battery was weak, so It needed to stay plugged in when you ran it.

So today I was working in the shop in a back room when this couple comes to the door. The Door is a glass Commercial store door which was locked and the key was in the office.  Joy has the conversation through the glass and I can hear it from the room I'm in. They wanted to know "What kind of condition the Lap Top was in when I sold it to them". Joy thought it was her son that had sold it to them and said he doesn't live here anymore. Which as far as they are concerned is basically true. He won't be back from San Francisco for several more months.

I'm thinking. "What kind of question is that?" I showed them everything. I could see they were angling for a refund after having it for 6 months. Maybe the battery went out. Maybe they couldn't figure out how to run it. Maybe the hard drive went out, who knows.

I just let her handle it.


Quote from: Satellite smithy on March 16, 2016, 04:26:07 PM
There is poop smeared on the wall.  [thumbsdown]

I hope that isn't your wall.

DarkMonster620

#180899
March 16, 2016, 04:58:24 PM
Evening . ..

no shit has hit the fan or been smeared on a wall here . . .

Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 16, 2016, 11:46:57 AM
I could!  But now, 60+ ounces of water later...  I've quit levitating.  Thank goodness.

I'm sure!
I prepared myself an espresso with Deathwish the other day after I had a Mountain Dew Voltage . . . I saw sounds . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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