The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

This morning I slept in. They did not.
I woke up to her asking if him if her shoes looked right.
Shoes? Where are they going?
I sprang up to find them both fully dressed with their helmets on correctly.
They were going to go scootering they told me.

I said what about breakfast?
we had yogurts.
You thirsty?
No, they got juice boxes out because they couldn't get the dishwasher open to get their cups.
They also could not get the dishwasher open to get the cat bowl to feed the cat, but they tried.

Their scooters were in the garage, and they can't open the big door, so they carried them upstairs and went out the front door.

At this point, they lost the cat.

Then, they retrieved the cat.

And they started to get their shoes on.

At which point I turned up.

Teachin' independence over here.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



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Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

LMT


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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



LMT


ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.