The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[slowpoke13]

Well, they're coming to pick up the Duc between 3 and 4 to take to the shop and go gremlin hunting. I just don't have the resources to do much myself. And, they're picking it up for free and transporting it an hour away. I will never complain about Customer Service here. Hopefully, I'll know something in the not too distant future.

[Grampa]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/attractive_girls_union_refuses_to?utm_source=embed  ded_video

[jdubbs32584]

I got shoved in a snow bank.

And we almost died coming back up the mountain.


Thats my excitement for the day.

[Bick]

Did you pull the unnamed shover in with you, or take other retaliatory action?

[jdubbs32584]

Did you pull the unnamed shover in with you, or take other retaliatory action?

Unfortunately the unnamed shover weighs about 120 lbs more than me. I was powerless and my ass was frozen.

So I stuck my tongue out at him. I might retaliate in the morning with another snowball to his forehead. 

[Popeye the Sailor]

I got shoved in a snow bank.

And we almost died coming back up the mountain.


Thats my excitement for the day.

It won't be as exciting when dying on the way home happens everyday.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Unfortunately the unnamed shover weighs about 120 lbs more than me. I was powerless and my ass was frozen.

So I stuck my tongue out at him. I might retaliate in the morning with another snowball to his forehead. 

Snow in the shower. It's horrific.

[jdubbs32584]

Snow in the shower. It's horrific.

I might get deaded if I did that....

[Popeye the Sailor]

I might get deaded if I did that....

Wait until he's in the shower.


Steal towel, all clothes, and anything one could use to dry and cover up.



Be dressed to go outside, and when he comes out-snowballs. Lots of snowballs. Then run into the snow and safety (take the Jeep keys in case he locks you out).


He'll find it funny too.

[Buckethead]

He'll find it funny too.

Guaranteed!

[Bick]

I predict cold-feet-to-belly action tonight.

[jdubbs32584]

I predict cold-feet-to-belly action tonight.

Yup. His belly has already been used tonite! My toes require its warmth. 

Wait until he's in the shower.


Steal towel, all clothes, and anything one could use to dry and cover up.



Be dressed to go outside, and when he comes out-snowballs. Lots of snowballs. Then run into the snow and safety (take the Jeep keys in case he locks you out).


He'll find it funny too.

He said, "Don't you dare."

[ducpainter]

He sounds serious to me.

[Popeye the Sailor]

He sounds serious to me.

A fireman should understand the need to throw icy cold things on things which are warm.

[Grampa]

He sounds serious to me.

naaaaaaaa