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Got Duc

#37485
May 03, 2009, 04:49:41 AM
morning to you
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#37486
May 03, 2009, 04:55:38 AM
I need coffee...

and it isn't done yet.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#37487
May 03, 2009, 04:56:58 AM
I hear ya on that
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#37488
May 03, 2009, 05:00:19 AM
ahhh.... [coffee]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#37489
May 03, 2009, 05:04:05 AM
amazing how those things work out  [laugh]
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#37490
May 03, 2009, 05:09:51 AM
I knew it was close.

I could smell it. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#37491
May 03, 2009, 05:38:10 AM
making my niece pancakes

will be back...
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#37492
May 03, 2009, 05:44:17 AM
Quote from: GotDuc on May 03, 2009, 05:38:10 AM
making my niece pancakes

will be back...
have any extras?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Duck-Stew

#37493
May 03, 2009, 06:04:02 AM
Hey-hey...

Yeah, I was off last night getting bits to finish the clutch on my friend Rich's Sport1000.  I've never seen the clutch hub cush rubbers wear out before, but he had all of them worn out in 12K miles.  Replaced with some used bits and added another steel to the pack to take up his slack and he's a happy camper again.  Rich is hard on clutches so I fully expect this one to last about 6000 miles and then to hear all manner of pregnant dogin' about it when it gives up.  [roll]

The pics of the S4Rs will be in General shortly.  It's not 100% finished, but she's so frickin' close...  I can't wait.

Ya know what's odd...  We have a  [bacon] emoticon and a  [coffee] emoticon but no [pancakes]...  Wazzup w/that!?!?

River's studying biology and I'm suckin' down  [coffee]...

Hey Jim...  Here's a question:  You've been off the sauce since January, right?!?  What's the first alcohol you're going to put past your lips?

bourbon?
stout?
wine?
gin n tonic?
everclear?
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

ducpainter

#37494
May 03, 2009, 06:12:17 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 03, 2009, 06:04:02 AM
<snip>
Hey Jim...  Here's a question:  You've been off the sauce since January, right?!?  What's the first alcohol you're going to put past your lips?

bourbon?
stout?
wine?
gin n tonic?
everclear?
If I have anything to do with it it will be some good Russian vodka.  [evil]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Duck-Stew

#37495
May 03, 2009, 06:13:52 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 03, 2009, 06:12:17 AM
If I have anything to do with it it will be some good Russian vodka.  [evil]

You and your potato-booze...  [roll]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

ducpainter

#37496
May 03, 2009, 06:15:14 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 03, 2009, 06:13:52 AM
You and your potato-booze...  [roll]
Whatever works. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#37497
May 03, 2009, 06:21:42 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 03, 2009, 06:04:02 AM


Hey Jim...  Here's a question:  You've been off the sauce since January, right?!?  What's the first alcohol you're going to put past your lips?

bourbon?
stout?
wine?
gin n tonic?
everclear?

Those are all good choices.

If it is beer it will be Heineken

Hard - not sure.

I do tend to fancy the potato style liquors though  ;D
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

DesmoDiva

#37498
May 03, 2009, 07:03:20 AM
More Ning guys.

Mmmm pancakes....I hope you're serving them with  [bacon] [bacon]

We had scrambled eggs and sausage.   [thumbsup]

Either of you ever use speed bleeders before??
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Monsterlover

#37499
May 03, 2009, 07:17:05 AM
Get a mity vac, much more versatile. . .
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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