The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[somegirl]

 

[redxblack]

I like my skim latte to have ZERO foam and be extra extra extra HOT and it always comes luke warm and very foamy

So you're the guy holding up the line when I want a large, black coffee.

[He Man]

instead of taxing cigarettes, they should tax all cafieneated products. That way, people would be forced to go to rest more.

[superjohn]

So you're the guy holding up the line when I want a large, black coffee.

I always seem to get behind those self important miscreants who recite there extravagant order like it's an epic poem when all I want is a quad espresso. What's worse is the pimply git on the other side of the counter can, without fail, recite back said Homeric order and deliver the described beverage without fail, but turns all glassy eyed and slack-jawed when confronted with a customer who wants something as simple as 4 shots of espresso in a single cup without any corresponding accoutrements.

[somegirl]

What's worse is the pimply git on the other side of the counter can, without fail, recite back said Homeric order and deliver the described beverage without fail, but turns all glassy eyed and slack-jawed when confronted with a customer who wants something as simple as 4 shots of espresso in a single cup without any corresponding accoutrements.

They often ask if I want "room for cream" in my black coffee.

[superjohn]

They often ask if I want "room for cream" in my black coffee.

ugh....yeah I get that too. "Redneck Latte" they call it.

[Popeye the Sailor]

many reasons... but mainly the cost.

i'll take pics of the tickets and post them for sale in the flea market 

You can stay with us if that helps 

[Pedro-bot]

Cafe con Leche   

[That Nice Guy Beck!]

what's the point of drinking coffee, then?

last time I had caffeine I hit a bouncer with an ax and shot at 3 old people for no reason. I like the taste.

[That Nice Guy Beck!]

So you're the guy holding up the line when I want a large, black coffee.

yep.

[He Man]

does anyone else drink milk and tea?

ive had peopel tell me thats the most digusting thing theyve ever heard and others have poked fun of me cause its tea and milk not milk n tea, though to me, its the same thing.

[That Nice Guy Beck!]

I drink a gallon of pure green tea a day on ice, no sugar just plain.

[superjohn]

does anyone else drink milk and tea?

ive had peopel tell me thats the most digusting thing theyve ever heard and others have poked fun of me cause its tea and milk not milk n tea, though to me, its the same thing.

Never did it until I went to England, but it's pretty good.

[Popeye the Sailor]

does anyone else drink milk and tea?

ive had peopel tell me thats the most digusting thing theyve ever heard and others have poked fun of me cause its tea and milk not milk n tea, though to me, its the same thing.

It's an English thing. Tell them you learned it in India.

[Randimus Maximus]

last time I had caffeine I hit a bouncer with an ax and shot at 3 old people for no reason. I like the taste.

are you sure it was just the caffeine?