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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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LMT

#40710
June 14, 2009, 05:32:49 PM
Long week end at work.... I is one tired LMT.  Time for some food and  [wine].  A friend smoked a chicken for me!  Yum Yum.

Randimus Maximus

#40711
June 14, 2009, 05:38:57 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 14, 2009, 03:57:23 PM
I have the plague.



I think Paula is digging a hole to bury me in.



I saw her looking at my insurance policy and new bicycles.

I think Stella has it too.  She may have gotten it from the dog somehow.  Although, he is better now.

That 140+ mph monster of hers could be mine <insert evil laugh>

tlloyd66

#40712
June 14, 2009, 05:58:04 PM
Jeebus, if I did that around here, I'd have all the hippies claiming I was abusing the wildlife...
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel
- Samuel Johnson, April 7, 1775

ducatiz

#40713
June 14, 2009, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: tlloyd66 on June 14, 2009, 05:58:04 PM
Jeebus, if I did that around here, I'd have all the hippies claiming I was abusing the wildlife...

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

#40714
June 14, 2009, 06:01:26 PM
Just put soap shavings near anything you dont want them to get.....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Statler

#40715
June 14, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
or shoot them and eat them.   I love deer jerky.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Popeye the Sailor

#40716
June 14, 2009, 06:03:26 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 14, 2009, 05:38:57 PM
I think Stella has it too.  She may have gotten it from the dog somehow.  Although, he is better now.

That 140+ mph monster of hers could be mine <insert evil laugh>

You and P are in cahoots.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducatiz

#40717
June 14, 2009, 06:19:48 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 14, 2009, 06:01:26 PM
Just put soap shavings near anything you dont want them to get.....

trust me, cayenne pepper is MUCH more fun

Quote from: Statler on June 14, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
or shoot them and eat them.   I love deer jerky.

dibs
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Bick

#40718
June 14, 2009, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 14, 2009, 06:01:26 PM
Just put soap shavings near anything you dont want them to get.....

Sounds like that would keep hippies away.   ;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducatiz

#40719
June 14, 2009, 06:32:56 PM
Quote from: Bick on June 14, 2009, 06:27:13 PM
Sounds like that would keep hippies away.   ;D

duuuuuude like thats sooooo uncoooooll mannnnn
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#40720
June 14, 2009, 06:33:04 PM
long day for a Sunday.

evening.

I think I'll watch the race.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#40721
June 14, 2009, 06:34:34 PM
evening
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

River

#40722
June 14, 2009, 06:51:03 PM
Eaver-ning.

Man Dave, that sucks.  Feel better soon.  And don't cough on me...

I made two discoveries while riding today:

1. High winds suck.
2. If you see cars swerving in front of you, you might want to follow suit so you don't hit the giant SOFA in the middle of the road.

:o
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Got Duc

#40723
June 14, 2009, 06:55:47 PM
Or you can stop at the sofa and take a break  [laugh]
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

River

#40724
June 14, 2009, 06:58:41 PM
Quote from: DucPrinter on June 14, 2009, 06:55:47 PM
Or you can stop at the sofa and take a break  [laugh]

[laugh]

Ya know, I hadn't thought of that, but next time something like that happens, I just might pull over and take 5.

Thanks for the tip!  ;D
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."
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