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The Architect

#49995
October 20, 2009, 04:28:39 PM
A few cold days and we start to panic.  It's not time to panic, yet.

ML's getting a two stroke?

Got Duc

#49996
October 20, 2009, 04:31:32 PM
hi
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#49997
October 20, 2009, 04:32:14 PM
Quote from: The Architect on October 20, 2009, 04:28:39 PM
A few cold days and we start to panic.  It's not time to panic, yet.

ML's getting a two stroke?
To be honest the cold is welcome after the rainy summer.
Quote from: Got Duc on October 20, 2009, 04:31:32 PM
hi
de hey
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#49998
October 20, 2009, 04:37:31 PM
Moose =  [thumbsup]
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#49999
October 20, 2009, 04:40:03 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#50000
October 20, 2009, 04:41:07 PM
the guy had a sweet set up

We had burgers tonight
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#50001
October 20, 2009, 04:41:53 PM
nice.

How far in were you?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#50002
October 20, 2009, 04:45:13 PM
I normally stand about two feet from the stove when cooking  ;D
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#50003
October 20, 2009, 04:45:50 PM
Quote from: Got Duc on October 20, 2009, 04:45:13 PM
I normally stand about two feet from the stove when cooking  ;D
now you funny too.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#50004
October 20, 2009, 04:47:12 PM
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Rev. Millertime

#50005
October 20, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
Evening slackers!
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

teddy037.2

#50006
October 20, 2009, 04:57:58 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 20, 2009, 01:33:14 PM
It's cocktail hour....

thank you very much. ;D

:P

i'm still 4 hours away... I'm starting to not like this two job thing so much.


Quote from: Rev. Millertime on October 20, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
Evening slackers!

hey! I resemble that remark!  [beer]

Statler

#50007
October 20, 2009, 04:59:47 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on October 20, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
Evening slackers!

I resemble that remark.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

LMT

#50008
October 20, 2009, 05:24:56 PM
No slacking here!  I did my homework for class tomorrow. It is a 20 minute teaching session of the side effects of HIV/AIDS medications.  I have a short lecture and then create 3 teams and have them cover questions for the doctors, complementary therapies, and HAART help, or what can friends do to help ease the pain and suffering.  Then they report back.  They do all the work.

[drink] time and then off at 7 for salon appt.

red baron

#50009
October 20, 2009, 05:56:13 PM
A  Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work..

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in there already..

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold'

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'

The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy: '$1,000'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that
is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to
confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now....



[laugh]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison
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