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DesmoDiva

#56085
January 26, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
Quote from: The Architect on January 26, 2010, 03:21:40 PM
I'm actually running in the early a.m.   [thumbsup]


Awesome!!

Gonna run any races??
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The Architect

#56086
January 26, 2010, 03:29:17 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on January 26, 2010, 03:25:50 PM
Awesome!!

Gonna run any races??

I don't plan to but if my wide gets back into it I might join her.  But I would need some really good motivation. 

Do you run races?

DesmoDiva

#56087
January 26, 2010, 03:35:32 PM
Yup.  Occupational hazard.   8)

As much as I can affort the entry fees. 

Have a 5k coming up on the 13 of Feb and a half marathon at the end of may.  There will be a couple more 5ks in there before the "big" race. 

Triathlon season starts in June. 
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The Architect

#56088
January 26, 2010, 03:41:08 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on January 26, 2010, 03:35:32 PM
Yup.  Occupational hazard.   8)

As much as I can affort the entry fees. 

Have a 5k coming up on the 13 of Feb and a half marathon at the end of may.  There will be a couple more 5ks in there before the "big" race. 

Triathlon season starts in June. 

Wow!

Good luck. 

DesmoDiva

#56089
January 26, 2010, 03:47:11 PM
Thanks.

It's what keeps me sane. 
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The Architect

#56090
January 26, 2010, 03:53:25 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 26, 2010, 01:39:34 PM
evening...

the extended family is getting old... :-\

I feel your pain Nate.  My wife's uncle went into the hospital a few weeks ago for a broken ankle.  Now he's on life support and they haven't given him much time. 

ducpainter

#56091
January 26, 2010, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: The Architect on January 26, 2010, 03:53:25 PM
I feel your pain Nate.  My wife's uncle went into the hospital a few weeks ago for a broken ankle.  Now he's on life support and they haven't given him much time. 
I guess my uncle was diagnosed a couple of months ago...

Died yesterday.

It's kind of sad how families grow apart as the patri/matriarchs pass.

We used to be very close.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Architect

#56092
January 26, 2010, 04:03:32 PM
Sorry to hear that Nate.

ducpainter

#56093
January 26, 2010, 04:06:20 PM
I guess it was his turn.

It makes you think.

Every generation that passes makes you closer to the generation who's turn it is. ;)

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#56094
January 26, 2010, 04:14:41 PM
not a joke so in here it goes....

Questions to Ponder...... 

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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

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Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway..

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island  can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your aSS?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#56095
January 26, 2010, 04:18:17 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 26, 2010, 04:14:41 PM

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?


[laugh]

Sorry for your loss DP
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#56096
January 26, 2010, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: Got Duc on January 26, 2010, 04:18:17 PM
[laugh]

Sorry for your loss DP
Thanks Jim.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Got Duc

#56097
January 26, 2010, 04:35:25 PM
we have a nickname for drug dealers here....

Street Pharmacists  ;D
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

DesmoDiva

#56098
January 26, 2010, 04:38:43 PM
Night guys.
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'02 ST4s Yellow

Got Duc

#56099
January 26, 2010, 05:05:54 PM
Done
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.
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