The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Duck-Stew]

Ok... (counts on fingers) it's been more than 7 years so I'm good here:

Back in college my roommate and I threw our $25 sofa out the 3rd story window on our last day in the dorms.    Good times... 

[DesmoDiva]

Ning! 

Just got back from a run.  Had B push me outta the car on the way to class and then I ran home.   

Waiting for the UPS man.   

[Duck-Stew]

Ning! 

Just got back from a run.  Had B push me outta the car on the way to class and then I ran home.   

Waiting for the UPS man.   

I'm assuming the car was stopped before he pushed....

[DesmoDiva]

Yes, it was.   

[LMT]

Ning.  Dang people not making more coffee.  Now I have to wait.

Slept in. 

I saw a bum fight in a Dairy Queen parking lot once.  We were posting up and waiting for a call. Money beggers would stand at the I-5 exit ramp near the DQ.  One was there begging and another got dropped off and went over to take the spot.  Guy #1 was not giving up his spot.  After a good fight, they both came up to the ambulance wanting us to say who got the spot.  I told them neither, to give it a rest or I would call the MPD.  They each got into decent looking cars and drove off.

[MendoDave]

I'm going to Costco to fill up with gas and get a slice of Pizza.

[Duck-Stew]

Was a story in the Detroit News years ago about a 'bum' that was always stationed on a popular freeway exit ramp.  The paper got calls from people who claimed that at the end of his 'stint' he got into an expensive sedan and drove off.  After some research, it turned out he was a lawyer making $90K a year and another $70K 'begging' annually.  And he was broke.  Gambling addiction.


Was driving through Detroit coming home from a concert back in '98.  Stopped to get some gas (NEEDED IT!) at a dumpy station in a bad part of town.  See a guy in a clean white suit with sunglasses on and a red-tipped cane (it's like 11 o'clock at night) strolling through the station kind-of my way.  He stops 1/2 way to me, lifts his sunglasses off his eyes, bends over and picks up a coin.  I stopped the pump at like $5 or so, and drove out of there...

[LMT]

I am getting ready to go to work.  Adult CPR at a local community center. 
Class is from 4:30 to 8:30 PM.  Looks like there are only 5 students, so I may get out of there by 8 PM!

[Duck-Stew]

Good luck tonight Mary! 

[ducpainter]

evening

[The Bacon Junkie]

AAAAARRRGH!   

[ducpainter]

that bad?

[Popeye the Sailor]

that bad?

Probably a bacon shortage.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Probably a bacon shortage.

That, and I stubbed my toe. On a bus. That's painted like a giant bumble bee.

Don't know how I didn't see it there.   

[Popeye the Sailor]

That, and I stubbed my toe. On a bus. That's painted like a giant bumble bee.

Don't know how I didn't see it there.   

Should we call a tow truck?