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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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lethe

#59595
March 12, 2010, 05:48:14 PM
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ducpainter

#59596
March 12, 2010, 05:50:12 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 12, 2010, 05:48:14 PM
on occasion
your masterpiece....

Quote from: lethe on November 09, 2008, 04:07:43 PM
That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#59597
March 12, 2010, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2010, 05:50:12 PM
your masterpiece....

it's funny, I actually have people quote things that I've said that I don't even remember saying half the time. So much nonsense falls out of my mouth I can't even keep track.
Like the one my boss seems fondest of..
Someone I work with has the last name Sailsman. Someone was asking him about it, what's the origin? sailors in the past etc etc. I pipe in and say "You need to ask his halfbrother Sean Milkman"
I guess it's somewhat funny but hardly brilliant, yet he repeats it constantly. All my crap is right off the top of my head so lots of duds too.
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ducpainter

#59598
March 12, 2010, 06:05:33 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 12, 2010, 05:56:50 PM
it's funny, I actually have people quote things that I've said that I don't even remember saying half the time. So much nonsense falls out of my mouth I can't even keep track.
Like the one my boss seems fondest of..
Someone I work with has the last name Sailsman. Someone was asking him about it, what's the origin? sailors in the past etc etc. I pipe in and say "You need to ask his halfbrother Sean Milkman"
I guess it's somewhat funny but hardly brilliant, yet he repeats it constantly. All my crap is right off the top of my head so lots of duds too.
Not putting the mouth in motion is where most fail.

Sure, there are duds, but the good ones make up for them.

Keep up the good work. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#59599
March 12, 2010, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2010, 06:05:33 PM
Not putting the mouth in motion is where most fail.

Sure, there are duds, but the good ones make up for them.

Keep up the good work. ;D
Plus, it's always just all in fun so that helps too.
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Popeye the Sailor

#59600
March 12, 2010, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2010, 05:29:51 PM
who put what in the water?

I peed in the cheerios.
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ducpainter

#59601
March 12, 2010, 06:09:50 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 12, 2010, 06:06:39 PM
Plus, it's always just all in fun so that helps too.
Maybe a stand up routine is in order?

Quote from: MrIncredible on March 12, 2010, 06:09:23 PM
I peed in the cheerios.
I suspected it might be you.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#59602
March 12, 2010, 06:14:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2010, 06:09:50 PM
Maybe a stand up routine is in order?


Me peeing is a stand up routine.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

lethe

#59603
March 12, 2010, 06:15:39 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2010, 06:09:50 PM
Maybe a stand up routine is in order?
:P I'm terrible with being in front of even small groups of people, I have to give training sometimes when a job is done and I dread it.
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ducpainter

#59604
March 12, 2010, 06:19:16 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 12, 2010, 06:14:28 PM
Me peeing is a stand up routine.
Usually is with me too....

unless I fall over. ;D
Quote from: lethe on March 12, 2010, 06:15:39 PM
:P I'm terrible with being in front of even small groups of people, I have to give training sometimes when a job is done and I dread it.
don't be afraid.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#59605
March 12, 2010, 06:24:43 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2010, 06:19:16 PM
don't be afraid.
being funny among friends does not necessarily translate into comedian, that is a whole 'nother level.
Like being the fast rider amongst your buddies does not qualify you to take on Rossi
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ducpainter

#59606
March 12, 2010, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 12, 2010, 06:24:43 PM
being funny among friends does not necessarily translate into comedian, that is a whole 'nother level.
Like being the fast rider amongst your buddies does not qualify you to take on Rossi
lots of wisdom in that.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#59607
March 12, 2010, 06:38:08 PM
I'm debating learning how to paint.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#59608
March 12, 2010, 06:39:06 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 12, 2010, 06:38:08 PM
I'm debating learning how to paint.
You gonna take a course at the community college?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


somegirl

#59609
March 12, 2010, 06:43:27 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 12, 2010, 06:39:06 PM
You gonna take a course at the community college?

I think he can learn finger painting along with the baby. ;D
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