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The Bacon Junkie

#65115
May 21, 2010, 04:42:33 PM
Quote from: duc_poultry on May 21, 2010, 06:34:09 AM
Dude so BJ was riding... then this bee came... and BJ was like BAM!!!! and he punched the bee... then all the bee friends got pissed and he got stung... then he, with bee stings over 90% of his body and a swelling throat, went into some clinic and said "do you have any anti itch cream?" and then they stabbed him in the heart with a needle and went home....

THE END

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Thanks for the laugh, Miles.  And thanks for following me to make sure I didn't pass out and fall over a cliff.   ;) [thumbsup] [bacon]

Quote from: DRKWNG on May 21, 2010, 10:11:39 AM
DAMN!!  Great news Ryan!  It's nice to be in demand.   [thumbsup]

And Pip, thoughts go out to your sis.  Darmah says "woof"!

Thanks DRKWNG!  [thumbsup]  It does feel good.  I go back on wednesday to do the second round of interviews  8)

Quote from: Pip of Darkness on May 21, 2010, 10:39:55 AM
She's out and good to go for know. We'll see how everything went after a few days... Thanks for all of the well wishes and positive thoughts...

You guys rock.  [thumbsup]

AWESOME!!!
Quote from: Skweeky Frog Toes on May 21, 2010, 04:05:11 PM
Hi!  Red wine breathing, chicken in the oven, potatoes peeled and waiting, carrots and cabbage ready too.
Listening to Elvis and cooking dinner  [thumbsup]

Sounds yummy. If there was bacon involved, I'd be on my way to...
Hey, Wait a minute...! What happened to:
Quote from: Skweeky Frog Toes on May 21, 2010, 01:36:01 PM
My good cholesterol was really good!  I will have  [bacon] for dinner  [thumbsup]
???
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#65116
May 21, 2010, 04:46:17 PM
evening...

BJ...

he didn't help...

he would have watched you bin it if that was gonna happen.

You both got lucky...

[I wouldn't have gone to the doctor at all.  ;D]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#65117
May 21, 2010, 04:49:51 PM
Bacon was pushed off to breakfast!  Do not despair, Bacon will be had soon.

The Bacon Junkie

#65118
May 21, 2010, 04:57:51 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 21, 2010, 04:46:17 PM
evening...

BJ...

he didn't help...

he would have watched you bin it if that was gonna happen.

You both got lucky...

[I wouldn't have gone to the doctor at all.  ;D]

Yeah, but after I binned it he could pull me out of a ditch and call for a ride in the meat wagon...  ;)  perspective...   ;D

Quote from: Skweeky Frog Toes on May 21, 2010, 04:49:51 PM
Bacon was pushed off to breakfast!  Do not despair, Bacon will be had soon.

okay, phew...  crisis averted   :D   [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

duc_poultry

#65119
May 21, 2010, 05:43:21 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 21, 2010, 04:46:17 PM
evening...

BJ...

he didn't help...

he would have watched you bin it if that was gonna happen.

You both got lucky...

[I wouldn't have gone to the doctor at all.  ;D]


Hey I tired :(
2001 M750 "Dolly"

KnightofNi

#65120
May 21, 2010, 07:05:24 PM
evening all
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Duck-Stew

#65121
May 21, 2010, 07:38:59 PM
'Ning...  Tired.  Long day and tomorrows going to be more of the same.  With any luck though, I'll have plates for Trumpy tomorrow @ 9am...

Thanks for the good news Pip, please keep us informed.  G'night
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

KnightofNi

#65122
May 21, 2010, 07:52:10 PM
hooray street legal bike!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Popeye the Sailor

#65123
May 21, 2010, 07:56:18 PM
Black dog is looking for Paula. I can't get her to settle down. Poor thing.

Long week-the guy I ended up covering for didn't mention the critical op planned for today. Not fun.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

KnightofNi

#65124
May 21, 2010, 08:02:14 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 21, 2010, 07:56:18 PM
Black dog is looking for Paula. I can't get her to settle down. Poor thing.

Long week-the guy I ended up covering for didn't mention the critical op planned for today. Not fun.


dam. we started having to send an e-mail and copying a mgr to make sure that stuff didn't happen.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Popeye the Sailor

#65125
May 21, 2010, 08:38:43 PM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 21, 2010, 08:02:14 PM
dam. we started having to send an e-mail and copying a mgr to make sure that stuff didn't happen.

What does management do for lonely dogs?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

KnightofNi

#65126
May 21, 2010, 08:50:41 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 21, 2010, 08:38:43 PM
What does management do for lonely dogs?

they will tell you why the dogs shouldn't be lonely
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

#65127
May 22, 2010, 02:09:40 AM
Quote from: Bacon Junkie on May 21, 2010, 04:57:51 PM
Yeah, but after I binned it he could pull me out of a ditch and call for a ride in the meat wagon...  ;)  perspective...   ;D


I thought there was no cell service?

reality... :-*

Just glad it didn't happen.

morning.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


somegirl

#65128
May 22, 2010, 02:33:51 AM
Much closer to home now, I'm in Houston hanging out in the lounge.  About 2.5 hours till my flight.  It's nice to be back in the US, and I somehow managed to survive 10 hours in a torture rack airline seat.  Next flight is only a bit over 4 hours.
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ducpainter

#65129
May 22, 2010, 02:37:11 AM
Is Texas still part of the States? :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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