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ducpainter

#72075
September 15, 2010, 04:06:04 AM
vodka is wet
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#72076
September 15, 2010, 04:06:11 AM
More Ning, All.  [coffee]

Quote from: humorless dp on September 15, 2010, 03:55:23 AM

I am in a good mood.


Who are you and what have you done with the real DP?


I have a dilemma.

I just found out that someone who used to work for one of my old clients is running for public office.  Fortunately not in my district.

In this persons bio, they have lied about qualifications.  (was fired for this same reason)

Do I pass the info I have on this person to the opponent or to the local paper?


It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#72077
September 15, 2010, 04:07:34 AM
Quote from: Bick on September 15, 2010, 04:06:11 AM
More Ning, All.  [coffee]

Who are you and what have you done with the real DP?


I have a dilemma.

I just found out that someone who used to work for one of my old clients is running for public office.  Fortunately not in my district.

In this persons bio, they have lied about qualifications.  (was fired for this same reason)

Do I pass the info I have on this person to the opponent or to the local paper?



It's actually Z typing.

Hating negative campaigning as I do I think I'd go to the paper
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#72078
September 15, 2010, 04:14:05 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 15, 2010, 04:00:02 AM
Didn't say you did...

I said i don't like it...and that's what happens to me on a 90/90 day. ;D

I don't like it either, but, so used to it, that ...

Quote from: D Paoli on September 15, 2010, 04:00:14 AM
What sort of Beer?

Remember Balboa Premium Pilsner  ... That one
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

cyrus buelton

#72079
September 15, 2010, 04:15:22 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 15, 2010, 03:55:23 AM
How do you know that if he's sleeping?

I am in a good mood.

...and you were whining by definition. If you're annoyed and you pregnant dog, it is automatically whining. [thumbsup]

How do I know that?


1. He arrived with his wife the same time we did
2. His wife got a white patient wristband
3. He got a blue visitor wristband
4. My wife got a white patient wristband
5. I got a blue visitor wristband
6. He just got called back to recovery to be with his wife.

Process of elimination puts him as the designated driver and her as the patient.


and yes.....I was whining.

Quote from: Bick on September 15, 2010, 04:06:11 AM
I have a dilemma.

I just found out that someone who used to work for one of my old clients is running for public office.  Fortunately not in my district.

In this persons bio, they have lied about qualifications.  (was fired for this same reason)

Do I pass the info I have on this person to the opponent or to the local paper?

How did you obtain the information about him lying about his qualifications.

HR stuff is very confidential and if you found out from your client's HR Rep.......they violated trust.

That's a tough dilemma actually.


But if I were you.


I'd throw on some laytex gloves, hand write a letter and mail it to the local paper. make the beast with two backs that guy.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

zooom

#72080
September 15, 2010, 04:19:16 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 15, 2010, 04:06:04 AM
vodka is wet

so is p***y if it is primed right!

but in 90/90 heat, you'de end up on the floor s**tfaced drinking for the sake of something wet on your tongue if you stuck with vodka...beer is better for pacing yourself and just wetting your pallete
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

ducpainter

#72081
September 15, 2010, 04:21:21 AM
QuoteAttn:Beneficiary,

$500,000 USD have being awarded to you by the Senate House.Payment is via ATM CARD. Please, provide the following informations for payment:

Full Name:
Delivery Address:
Phone Number:

Awaits Your Reply.

Regards,
Senator David Mark
The Senate President.


Holee shit... I'm rich.

Quote from: zooom on September 15, 2010, 04:19:16 AM
so is p***y if it is primed right!

but in 90/90 heat, you'de end up on the floor s**tfaced drinking for the sake of something wet on your tongue if you stuck with vodka...beer is better for pacing yourself and just wetting your pallete

I'm a pro...I fall well. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


cyrus buelton

#72082
September 15, 2010, 04:24:23 AM
Seriously..........who the make the beast with two backs writes those letters?



Senate President? Who the hell is that?

Secondly, who is the person they mention?



If I were trying to run a scam.........I'd at least get my terminology and individuals correct.

What a bunch of dumbmake the beast with two backss.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

#72083
September 15, 2010, 04:28:50 AM
time for me to meander out and putter around the shop.

later.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#72084
September 15, 2010, 04:29:27 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 15, 2010, 04:28:50 AM
time for me to meander out and putter around the shop.

later.

later ... enjoy
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#72085
September 15, 2010, 11:34:46 AM
afternoon

quiet in here...

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Statler

#72086
September 15, 2010, 11:50:45 AM
AAAAARRRRGGHHH  [bang]
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#72087
September 15, 2010, 11:54:43 AM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DesmoDiva

#72088
September 15, 2010, 11:56:40 AM
Just got up from a long nap.   :)

Still sleepy.

'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

zooom

#72089
September 15, 2010, 11:59:59 AM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on September 15, 2010, 11:56:40 AM
Just got up from a long nap.   :)

Still sleepy.



is your hair going at least 3 different ways?....if not...then the nap wasn't long enough!...LOL  ;) :P
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T
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