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ducpainter

#72885
September 28, 2010, 04:57:18 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 04:56:19 PM
+1


Everning Everbuddies!

Apparently I have a date with a surgeon...   ;)
better than a sturgeon. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#72886
September 28, 2010, 05:00:49 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 28, 2010, 04:48:20 PM
Actually...

I wouldn't.

I'm neither. ;D

I know your actual age you know

you're right

You're not that old
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#72887
September 28, 2010, 05:03:54 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 04:56:19 PM
+1


Everning Everbuddies!

Apparently I have a date with a surgeon...   ;)

she must also like bacon

not a cardiac surgeon is she?

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#72888
September 28, 2010, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 28, 2010, 05:00:49 PM
I know your actual age you know

you're right

You're not that old
Age is just a number.

When I can't ride the track anymore...

then I'll be old.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#72889
September 28, 2010, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 28, 2010, 04:57:18 PM
better than a sturgeon. ;)

;D  

I hope so...  ;)

Quote from: Monsterlover on September 28, 2010, 05:03:54 PM
she must also like bacon

not a cardiac surgeon is she?

[laugh]

Don't know if she likes bacon, but I here she likes [moto] and [wine]

All I have to do is show up and, according to the humorless one, shut up...   ;)


:D


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#72890
September 28, 2010, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 05:12:41 PM
;D  

I hope so...  ;)

Don't know if she likes bacon, but I here she likes [moto] and [wine]

All I have to do is show up and, according to the humorless one, shut up...   ;)


:D


[bacon]

You have the right to remain silent...

should you give up that right...

all hell could break loose. :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#72891
September 28, 2010, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 28, 2010, 05:14:35 PM
You have the right to remain silent...

should you give up that right...

all hell could break loose. :-*

[chuckles, shakes head]

So, you've seen me around the female species before, then?  ;)

Usually I open my mouth and all that comes out is pbpbpblablahumanahumana...  uh huh.

No, really.  I'm that lame!   [bang]

I got some work to do...   [roll]

[sigh]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#72892
September 28, 2010, 05:23:03 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 05:21:22 PM
[chuckles, shakes head]

So, you've seen me around the female species before, then?  ;)

Usually I open my mouth and all that comes out is pbpbpblablahumanahumana...  uh huh.

No, really.  I'm that lame!   [bang]

I got some work to do...   [roll]

[sigh]
No...

but what makes you think you're all that different from the rest of us....hmmm? ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#72893
September 28, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 05:21:22 PM
[chuckles, shakes head]

So, you've seen me around the female species before, then?  ;)

Usually I open my mouth and all that comes out is pbpbpblablahumanahumana...  uh huh.

No, really.  I'm that lame!   [bang]

I got some work to do...   [roll]

[sigh]

Just tell some medical humor.


Q: Know the difference between god and a doctor?


A: God doesn't think he's a doctor!
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#72894
September 28, 2010, 05:26:23 PM Last Edit: September 28, 2010, 05:35:55 PM by humorless dp
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 28, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
Just tell some medical humor.


Q: Know the difference between god and a doctor?


A: God doesn't think he's a doctor!
I thought you liked Ryan?

edit...

later kids...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#72895
September 28, 2010, 05:36:30 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on September 28, 2010, 05:26:23 PM
I thought you liked Ryan?

I do-but if he's going to open his mouth and botch everything, he might as well be memorable.



He should tell her she looks nice-no doubt she'll spend hours getting ready.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

The Bacon Junkie

#72896
September 28, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 28, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
Just tell some medical humor.


Q: Know the difference between god and a doctor?


A: God doesn't think he's a doctor!

That's a good one!

[gets out pad, taking notes]

oh, wait...

[considers source, puts pad away]

nevermind!  


[cheeky]

I prolly shouldn't mention the hot paramedics in the ambulance either, huh?
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Bacon Junkie

#72897
September 28, 2010, 05:43:06 PM
bye Nate! 
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

krolik

#72898
September 28, 2010, 06:41:23 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 28, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
Just tell some medical humor.


Q: Know the difference between god and a doctor?


A: God doesn't think he's a doctor!

Or:


Do you know what they call the person who graduated last in their class at medical school?





Doctor. ;D
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

The Bacon Junkie

#72899
September 28, 2010, 07:07:31 PM
Quote from: krolik on September 28, 2010, 06:41:23 PM
Or:


Do you know what they call the person who graduated last in their class at medical school?





Doctor. ;D

Ouch!   [laugh]

Well, she does surgeries using the Da Vinci robot, and apparently is the top specialist around.

I think I'm gonna be in over my head on this one...  Keep your collective fingers (no, not THAT one!) crossed for me!
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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