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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 03:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 03:56:19 PM
+1
Everning Everbuddies!
Apparently I have a date with a surgeon...
better than a sturgeon.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:00:49 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on September 28, 2010, 03:48:20 PM
Actually...
I wouldn't.
I'm neither.
I know your actual age you know
you're right
You're not that old
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:03:54 PM »
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 03:56:19 PM
+1
Everning Everbuddies!
Apparently I have a date with a surgeon...
she must also like bacon
not a cardiac surgeon is she?
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:07:44 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 28, 2010, 04:00:49 PM
I know your actual age you know
you're right
You're not that old
Age is just a number.
When I can't ride the track anymore...
then I'll be old.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: humorless dp on September 28, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
better than a sturgeon.
I hope so...
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 28, 2010, 04:03:54 PM
she must also like bacon
not a cardiac surgeon is she?
Don't know if she likes bacon, but I here she likes [moto] and
All I have to do is show up and, according to the humorless one, shut up...
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 04:12:41 PM
I hope so...
Don't know if she likes bacon, but I here she likes [moto] and
All I have to do is show up and, according to the humorless one, shut up...
You have the right to remain silent...
should you give up that right...
all hell could break loose.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:21:22 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on September 28, 2010, 04:14:35 PM
You have the right to remain silent...
should you give up that right...
all hell could break loose.
[chuckles, shakes head]
So, you've seen me around the female species before, then?
Usually I open my mouth and all that comes out is pbpbpblablahumanahumana... uh huh.
No, really. I'm that lame!
I got some work to do...
[sigh]
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 04:21:22 PM
[chuckles, shakes head]
So, you've seen me around the female species before, then?
Usually I open my mouth and all that comes out is pbpbpblablahumanahumana... uh huh.
No, really. I'm that lame!
I got some work to do...
[sigh]
No...
but what makes you think you're all that different from the rest of us....hmmm?
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:24:49 PM »
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 28, 2010, 04:21:22 PM
[chuckles, shakes head]
So, you've seen me around the female species before, then?
Usually I open my mouth and all that comes out is pbpbpblablahumanahumana... uh huh.
No, really. I'm that lame!
I got some work to do...
[sigh]
Just tell some medical humor.
Q: Know the difference between god and a doctor?
A: God doesn't think he's a doctor!
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:26:23 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 28, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Just tell some medical humor.
Q: Know the difference between god and a doctor?
A: God doesn't think he's a doctor!
I thought you liked Ryan?
edit...
later kids...
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:36:30 PM »
Quote from: humorless dp on September 28, 2010, 04:26:23 PM
I thought you liked Ryan?
I do-but if he's going to open his mouth and botch everything, he might as well be memorable.
He should tell her she looks nice-no doubt she'll spend hours getting ready.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:41:47 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 28, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Just tell some medical humor.
Q: Know the difference between god and a doctor?
A: God doesn't think he's a doctor!
That's a good one!
[gets out pad, taking notes]
oh, wait...
[considers source, puts pad away]
nevermind!
I prolly shouldn't mention the hot paramedics in the ambulance either, huh?
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 04:43:06 PM »
bye Nate!
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 05:41:23 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 28, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Just tell some medical humor.
Q: Know the difference between god and a doctor?
A: God doesn't think he's a doctor!
Or:
Do you know what they call the person who graduated last in their class at medical school?
Doctor.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 28, 2010, 06:07:31 PM »
Quote from: krolik on September 28, 2010, 05:41:23 PM
Or:
Do you know what they call the person who graduated last in their class at medical school?
Doctor.
Ouch!
Well, she does surgeries using the Da Vinci robot, and apparently is the top specialist around.
I think I'm gonna be in over my head on this one... Keep your collective fingers (no, not THAT one!) crossed for me!
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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