The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[zooom]

Elm is OK as long as you aren't trying to split it.

splitting Elm sucks....though it burns nicely!

[Randimus Maximus]

I'd bet they'de be better than rotted pine....

we have plenty of those out here, thanks to drought and bark beetles.

please take some. 

[ducpainter]

we have plenty of those out here, thanks to drought and bark beetles.

please take some. 

We have plenty of those here too.

No thanks.

Most of the elms are gone...have been for years.

[zooom]

we have plenty of those out here, thanks to drought and bark beetles.

please take some. 

ship them out via truck for the next DIMBY....bonfire wood is always a good thing...specially since there is no boat to burn....

[Randimus Maximus]

ship them out via truck for the next DIMBY....bonfire wood is always a good thing...specially since there is no boat to burn....

rumor has it there will be plenty of "brush" to burn next DIMBY. 

[ducpainter]

rumor has it there will be plenty of "brush" to burn next DIMBY.  

Yup...

nice legal wood.

...and the pile will be so high it will make this years fire look like a candle.

I really hope officer friendly stops by.

edit...

speaking of wood...time to go pound on some red oak for another hour or so.

later.

edit edit...

that's enough of that shit.

[zooom]

sounds like it is time for that V8 powered chainsaw....

[ducpainter]

sounds like it is time for that V8 powered chainsaw....

Time for a tractor mounted wood splitter.

I'm splitting by hand with a 6lb maul.

[zooom]

Time for a tractor mounted wood splitter.

I'm splitting by hand with a 6lb maul.

man...you are getting to old to be swingin that kind of weight...LOL...


I feel for ya man!

[ducpainter]

man...you are getting to old to be swingin that kind of weight...LOL...


I feel for ya man!

The weight isn't a problem...

I just can't do it all day anymore.

[Pip]

Yup...

nice legal wood.

...and the pile will be so high it will make this years fire look like a candle.

I really hope officer friendly stops by.

Most candles don't have baked bean explosions, fireworks, or visits from local authorities from 2 different jurisdictions. Methinks you understated the awesomeness. 

[ducpainter]

Most candles don't have baked bean explosions, fireworks, or visits from local authorities from 2 different jurisdictions. Methinks you understated the awesomeness. 

nope...It was awesome alright...but...

every year is a dress rehearsal for the next.

At some point I won't be able to top the previous year...

but I'm pretty resourceful.

How you been?

[zooom]

At some point I won't be able to top the previous year...

I guess it depends on how much magnesium and thermite you have on hand....

[ducpainter]

I guess it depends on how much magnesium and thermite you have on hand....

You do want me to get arrested...huh?

[zooom]

You do want me to get arrested...huh?

you can claim ignorance if you are unaware of what someone else is happening to toss in at the time...