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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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DarkMonster620

#77145
December 25, 2010, 07:16:49 AM
GOOOOOOD MORNING and

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Bick

#77146
December 25, 2010, 07:38:40 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 25, 2010, 05:24:41 AM
No, I didn't get them bacon for Christmas.   :)

But did they get [bacon] for you for Christmas?

[coffee]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

fastwin

#77147
December 25, 2010, 09:57:46 AM
He already got his gift. A bacon flavored 999. ;D You did hear he got a 999, right?
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Stella

#77148
December 25, 2010, 10:21:19 AM
Who got a nein nein nein?
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

fastwin

#77149
December 25, 2010, 10:29:48 AM
The dude with the bacon fetish I think. ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Stella

#77150
December 25, 2010, 10:37:08 AM
Not sure how or why I missed that announcement.

;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

#77151
December 25, 2010, 10:39:12 AM
Quote from: Stella on December 25, 2010, 10:37:08 AM
Not sure how or why I missed that announcement.

;)

You've been out of touch ... is the bacon with the guy fetish ...  ;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

#77152
December 25, 2010, 11:00:24 AM
Am I a bad person? I am upset with my gifts. I asked for cash and got gift cards. Gift cars will not pay the bills.

Holidays suck. [thumbsdown]

fastwin

#77153
December 25, 2010, 12:06:34 PM
You're not bad. Nothing wrong with asking for universal green gift certificates ($$$) but getting gift cards instead should be unlawful. It's one thing to love going to Bass Pro Shop and getting a gift card for that. But cash works everywhere and for everything. Don't blame the holidays. Sue your gift givers! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Stella

#77154
December 25, 2010, 12:30:03 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on December 25, 2010, 11:00:24 AM
Am I a bad person? I am upset with my gifts. I asked for cash and got gift cards. Gift cars will not pay the bills.

Holidays suck. [thumbsdown]

Even a Mastercard or Visa gift card would have been better if they didn't want to give cash.  Vent all you want with us. 

I think you can sell them on Craigslist though but not w/o showing the up-to-date/current/full balance on a receipt from that store but it can be done.  Just a thought.

But didn't you start your holiday with tasty malty, hoppy beverages?  Holidays can't suck THAT badly when you start like that!   ;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

LMT

#77155
December 25, 2010, 12:54:30 PM
I am the driver, so it was one beer and done. I was very clear with the in laws about the need to pay bills.

They said I would get $$ and then zero.  $100 gift card to Costco and $50 at starbucks.

Popeye the Sailor

#77156
December 25, 2010, 12:56:35 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on December 25, 2010, 12:54:30 PM
I am the driver, so it was one beer and done. I was very clear with the in laws about the need to pay bills.

They said I would get $$ and then zero.  $100 gift card to Costco and $50 at starbucks.

Talk about useless. Sorry Mary.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DarkMonster620

#77157
December 25, 2010, 01:05:14 PM
lmt ... sorry, i know how you feel ... you tell family/friends you want nothing and if they want to give something, gimme the money so that i can use it the best i see fit ... always get a horizontal stripe polo shirt or plaid shirt ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Stella

#77158
December 25, 2010, 01:05:39 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on December 25, 2010, 12:54:30 PM
I am the driver, so it was one beer and done.  They said I would get $$ and then zero. 

You get a holiday mulligan.  
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

#77159
December 25, 2010, 01:08:36 PM
Quote from: Bick on December 25, 2010, 07:38:40 AM
But did they get [bacon] for you for Christmas?

[coffee]

Hahaa.... Yes!   :D

Quote from: oldfastwin on December 25, 2010, 09:57:46 AM
He already got his gift. A bacon flavored 999. ;D You did hear he got a 999, right?

You heard that, did ya?  ;)

Quote from: Stella on December 25, 2010, 10:21:19 AM
Who got a nein nein nein?

Me!!!

Quote from: oldfastwin on December 25, 2010, 10:29:48 AM
The dude with the bacon fetish I think. ;D

see?  [cheeky]

Quote from: Stella on December 25, 2010, 10:37:08 AM
Not sure how or why I missed that announcement.

;)

Don't play coy...   :-*

Merry Christmas Everyone!  

Mary, I'm with ya!  [thumbsup]  One of my parents ( at school ) gave a $10 gift card to McDonalds...  [roll]  Cuz, you know, I eat that crap everyday.  [puke]




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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