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fastwin

#78405
January 17, 2011, 07:01:09 PM
We, as a country, are consuming weather at an alarming rate. Like water, there is only so much weather at our disposal. It's a very limited, non-renewable resource. Every single day I see reports on TV news about our insatiable desire and consumption of weather. It's crazy. It's like there is no end to it and it will last forever. Forget global warming. It's a red herring that exists only to distract the masses from the fact that we are dangerously close to running out of weather for ever. As in extinct. Nada, zip, nothing... no more. The end of the petroleum era is another global government conspiracy to confuse the populace into ignoring the pending doom of no more weather. Now is the time when we need to rise up in unison and act out against this senseless waste of precious weather. Now is the time to conserve weather so our children and future generations will have the ability to enjoy the weather we have and take for granted. Save weather now! Save weather now! Come on! We can do it!! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Buckethead

#78406
January 17, 2011, 07:10:26 PM
Quote from: oldfastwin on January 17, 2011, 07:01:09 PM
We, as a country, are consuming weather at an alarming rate. Like water, there is only so much weather at our disposal. It's a very limited, non-renewable resource. Every single day I see reports on TV news about our insatiable desire and consumption of weather. It's crazy. It's like there is no end to it and it will last forever. Forget global warming. It's a red herring that exists only to distract the masses from the fact that we are dangerously close to running out of weather for ever. As in extinct. Nada, zip, nothing... no more. The end of the petroleum era is another global government conspiracy to confuse the populace into ignoring the pending doom of no more weather. Now is the time when we need to rise up in unison and act out against this senseless waste of precious weather. Now is the time to conserve weather so our children and future generations will have the ability to enjoy the weather we have and take for granted. Save weather now! Save weather now! Come on! We can do it!! [laugh]

Hey!

Knock it off with the politics. You TRYING to get this thread locked? 

>:(
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

fastwin

#78407
January 17, 2011, 07:37:26 PM
 [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducpainter

#78408
January 18, 2011, 02:30:35 AM
I hate this house
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#78409
January 18, 2011, 02:32:00 AM
morning :)

Quote from: humorless dp on January 18, 2011, 02:30:35 AM
I hate this house

is it acting up again?  :-\

ducpainter

#78410
January 18, 2011, 02:33:30 AM
Furnace...

It got cold in here.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#78411
January 18, 2011, 02:35:10 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 18, 2011, 02:33:30 AM
Furnace...

It got cold in here.

is it done? got enough wood?

ducpainter

#78412
January 18, 2011, 02:37:27 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 18, 2011, 02:35:10 AM
is it done? got enough wood?
No the furnace is now fine.

The line freezes from the high quality  [roll] heating oil they give us now.

Out of wood. :'(
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#78413
January 18, 2011, 02:42:08 AM
Morning

Shitty way to start the day DP
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
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TiNi

#78414
January 18, 2011, 02:44:41 AM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 18, 2011, 02:37:27 AM
No the furnace is now fine.

The line freezes from the high quality  [roll] heating oil they give us now.

Out of wood. :'(

it sounds like you've done this before...

Quote from: Dan on January 18, 2011, 02:42:08 AM
Morning

Shitty way to start the day DP

i'll agree with dan on that  :-\

oh... morning dan

ducpainter

#78415
January 18, 2011, 02:51:59 AM
Quote from: Dan on January 18, 2011, 02:42:08 AM
Morning

Shitty way to start the day DP
...and way too early.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 18, 2011, 02:44:41 AM
it sounds like you've done this before...

i'll agree with dan on that  :-\

oh... morning dan
why yes...yes I have. [bang]

The problem started a couple of years ago. my heating guy claims they've changed the oil. Not only did they reduce the sulfur content, but they added something that will freeze. It doesn't gel like diesel used to, it actually freezes.

I get out the heat gun and warm up the line where it comes out of the tank...add some HEET and it's good to go.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#78416
January 18, 2011, 02:58:30 AM
hopefully you've read ML's neighbors thread, and are prepared  ;)

i better get going early... the commute is going to be UGLY

wish me luck!  :)

ducpainter

#78417
January 18, 2011, 03:01:11 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 18, 2011, 02:58:30 AM
hopefully you've read ML's neighbors thread, and are prepared  ;)

i better get going early... the commute is going to be UGLY

wish me luck!  :)
I couldn't get lucky enough for this place to burn...just kidding.

Being homeless in the middle of winter would suck big time.

Have a day.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


rgramjet

#78418
January 18, 2011, 04:31:09 AM
Quote from: Buckethead on January 17, 2011, 07:10:26 PM
Hey!

Knock it off with the politics. You TRYING to get this thread locked? 

>:(


Not politics.....weather.

Or maybe it was just satire......
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#78419
January 18, 2011, 04:37:34 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 18, 2011, 04:31:09 AM
Not politics.....weather.

Or maybe it was just satire......
maybe?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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